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Unmute !

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Hi fives or hugs? Which do you prefer?

Depends on the person.

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Life Magazine, April 1915

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I want a Sharkboy and Lavagirl remake where the CGI is insanely good and the acting is super emotional and intriguing, but nothing about the story changes. Sharkboy still has to sing the dream song and mister Electricidad still has to go “YOU ARE IN MY CLASS!!! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND”

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What’s your favorite sexual act to do, and have done to you?

It’s a position called none of your business

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boobs? I think you mean my screen cleaners.

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I just wanted to fucking be better

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animal crossing 

11/100

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animal crossing 

11/100

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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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Have A Nice Day!

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when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this