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“Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is OK, right?“

“I dunno, is it? All beating up the biker assholes did was bring the police heat on me. Ma gave me hell even if it was ‘cause she couldn’t sleep with them noising up the place. Like, think about it, we almost murdered Namatame thinkin’ we were doin’ a bad thing for a good reason. Woulda gotten us nowhere.”

Kanji paused.

“You’re not thinking ‘bout murderin’ someone, are ya?”

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❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞

“Yeah, but... look at the guy! He’s so friggin’ cute with his kitty face and all,” Kanji sulked as the cat seemed to want nothing to do with him.

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Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes

Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.

❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞ ❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞ ❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞ ❝ How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞ ❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞ ❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞ ❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞ ❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞ ❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞ ❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞ ❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞ ❝ The game has just begun. ❞ ❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞ ❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞ ❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞ ❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞ ❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞ ❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞ ❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞ ❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞ ❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞ ❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞ ❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞ ❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞ ❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞ ❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞

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It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

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Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

sinfxlpleasxrememes:

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

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Once Upon a Time — Season 1  {Sentence Starters}

“I just want to be happy.“

“All magic comes with a price.“

“She blames me for ruining her life.”

“I know it’s a lot. Believe me, I know.“

“Trust me. I know love, and you’re in it.“

“You’ve got a lot of anger there, don’t you?”

“Why is everyone running away from you?“

“Truthfully, the glass coffin gave me pause.”

“So, what did you do to incur that much wrath?“

“I hear your wish. You don’t need to wish it so loudly.“

“Well, you never have to worry. I will always find you.“

“I was leaving town. Why couldn’t you just leave it alone?“

“I shall destroy your happiness… if it is the last thing I do.“

“What did I ever do to you to make you hate me so much?“

“You can’t hide from me! Wherever you are, I will find you!”

“You don’t have to be hostile. I know you like me, I can tell.”

“Sometimes doing a bad thing for a good reason is OK, right?“

“Everyone has a choice, dearie. Just make sure it’s the right one.“

“Now you’ve made your choice. And you’re going to regret it. Forever.“

“Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing.“

“Did you ever stop to think that maybe the problem isn’t with me, but with you?“

“You’re a coward. And no matter how thick you make your skin, that doesn’t change.”

“Sometimes it’s easier to talk to someone when you don’t give a crap what they think.“

“Soon everything you love, everything all of you love, will be taken from you. Forever.“

“I don’t want my pain erased. As wretched as it is, I need my pain. It makes me who I am.“

“Two people with a common goal can do many things. Two people with a common enemy can do even more.“

“People are going to tell you who you are your whole life, but you’ve just got to punch back and say ‘No, this is who I am’.”

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SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

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Send “<3?” for my Muse to attempt to flirt with yours!

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Comforting-Edition {Sentence Starters}

"Hey, it's okay. They won't find you here."

"You don't have to tell me anything. You just have to relax."

"Shh. It's okay. I won't let go of you."

"Have you been crying? What's wrong?"

"Just listen to my voice. Breathe."

"Do you want some tea? Would that help?"

"You can tell me what's wrong. I won't judge you."

"Don't let go of my hand. I'll keep you safe."

"Are you crying? Come here. Let me hug you."

"You're going to be fine, I promise."

"Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I'll protect you."

"We can stay here until you feel better. I don't mind."

"Just take a breath. Tell me what happened."

"They won't be able to reach you here, I swear."

"No, no, no don't cry! It'll be okay!"

"I brought you a (drink). Are you feeling better?"

"I brought you a cookie. Now, I demand the payment of one smile."

"There's nothing here. You're safe."

"It's gone. I chased it away!"

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Ivory ouji. 

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Three of (what I assume are many times) Obi-wan stood back and (for once) enjoyed himself. 

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Send “Goodnight,” for my muse to tuck your muse into bed for the night

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Submit to Me an Outfit Your Muse would love to see Mine wear, SFW and NSFW outfits welcome. My Muse MUST wear it..

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Rate my muse's butt!

* Terrible ** Could be better *** Good **** Great ***** Perfection!

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Are you sure?

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They need to sue her!!!