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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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honestly the original is still funnier than 85% of the edits people make

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i was an old hag by the decrepit age of 10

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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Hannibal "Kiss alts" "There were several takes and there was never any actual lip locking. But there was a lingering [in one take] where Mads's lips parted, hovering over Will's mouth in a way that went on... For a while." —Bryan Fuller

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you can love someone and still murder them in cold blood without remorse btw!!! the two are not mutually exclusive and to suggest otherwise is a very heteronormative point of view!!!!

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This is driving me insane because I swear this is this image:

But with like an AI filter style thing to turn it into a goth girl. I stg

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Hope my roommates like the new shower curtains I got

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watching hannibal is not enough i need to print out the script and eat it

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theres this guy on reddit (u/Any-Following-3928) that keeps making blunts in the shapes of different characters and its fucking getting to me really and truly

like i feel like i needto share this because i cannot stop thinking about them

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religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

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Was scavenging the nbc website and have brought you some of my favorite pics from season 1.

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sit down, we’re watching houses head wilson’s heart

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