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trying to draw a little here and there while the extension of the depths is kicking my ass ✌

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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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what do red pandas even do

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to me this is the coolest thing a female rapper has done in a photoshoot maybe ever

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hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

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Out of Touch

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bugs when you lift up a rock 🐛 🐞

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THEY ARE > LOVERS < ok? ok!

oh god i want to draw them cuddling so bad please guys understand

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Coughing with the deepest and darkest cough known to man to establish dominance in the urgent care

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this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

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I put every bird I could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

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Drifloon alternative art from Pokemon TCGP Space-Time Smackdown expansion set

Illustrator: Orca

It is whispered that any child who mistakes Drifloon for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing.

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in botw the longer you play the longer links hair should get because ive played this game for like 60 hours already and link has never once cut his hair. also i think a braid would be cute on him

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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They removed all Transgender references references from the Stonewall website.

It's not on Trans people to fix this. If we're not here for each other, what are we here for?

This doesn't stand with me. If it stands with you, you can leave this page and never return.

Get the word out. For Marsha. Let's become a problem.

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The greatest gift my sickly body can give me is make the horrible glob of mucus go through my nose instead of making me cough it up