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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded
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For as long as I can remember I just wanted to do what was right. I guess I'm not quite sure what that is anymore. And I thought I could throw myself back in and follow orders, serve. It's just not the same.
CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS / CAPTAIN AMERICA in CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
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Got a rare dopamine boost scrolling bluesky and seeing:
1) US politicians in deep red districts being confronted by their increasingly angry constituents.
2) Seeing the size and number of protests happening at tesla dealerships (scroll TeslaTakedown or check out Alex Winter’s feed)
3) Vermont showing up to scream at vance and ruin his ski holiday
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Instead of an angel and demon on your shoulders, you have Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. They don't advise you on your choices or anything; they just make heckling comments about you and everything/everyone around you.
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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up
my cat:

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"ohh my god you can't just-"
Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.
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imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
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‘But not SUPER allergic’
Dedicated to every gracious host who’s had to put up with my sorry animal loving ass.
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don’t know what parent of an autistic child needs to hear this but as long as they’re not harming anyone your kid’s stimming is not a “problem behaviour”
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