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Getting ready to celebrate 4th of July with my family ❤️🤍💙 Anyone is welcome to join us later 🇺🇸
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Ma’am, where’s my sister’s pet turtle?
The turtle ran away and stole my car
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I do owe you a date so i’ll gladly go with you sweetheart 💛
Casually waiting for someone to take me to see Despicable me 4.
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Casually waiting for someone to take me to see Despicable me 4.
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I don’t know how to delete this goddamn picture
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I submitted my cat to your vet two days ago and he hasn’t came back yet even though he was supposed to :((( is my baby okay?
About that…
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i heard you may like women? Maybe I can take you out on a date? I can treat you nice <3
Well, ain't that a pleasant surprise! I suppose I could spare some time to go out with ya, darlin’.
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It did, thank you sweetheart. Such a kind soul 💛
I’m back y’all. Sorry, I was dealing with a lawsuit 🙁👎
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A bleach blonde, bad built, butch body lady sued our hospital 😒
But it’s been taken care of now and she lost so 🙂↕️
I’m back y’all. Sorry, I was dealing with a lawsuit 🙁👎
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Are you friends with my bestfriend Shannon Debussy??
Shannon sounds familiar 🤔 but I don’t recall a Dabussy 🤨🧐
Who’s that?
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