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Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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A person from 150 years ago would be terrified by all this modern stuff. However, a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like, still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
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The moon is always facing us and moving away at an inch and a half a year and I realize now that it is backing away slowly.
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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8PM
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Just heard the news. I love Vine. 💚
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what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
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The Path: Cast and Creators in Conversation at PALEYFEST NY 2016 [more]
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Donald: Summer loving had me a blast Hillary: Summer loving happened so fast
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*slams fist on desk* NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE
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some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time
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