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red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

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grow as you please.. if i have to get to know you again.. i’ll do that.

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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My boyfriend didn’t go to university until he was 28 because he didn’t feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. It’s so much more important to do things when you’re able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

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personal cast highlights + favorite chats of the premiere party, in no particular order bc my brain is irreparably scrambled by this stream. obviously there are more but i CANNOT watch the stream again i have work tomorrow and ill go nuts if i do

switch controller baby

baby mico and the following roof toss

polites hand and ghost respectively

everyone bopping hard to warriors of the mind

"no bah dee"

LUKE CYCLOPS.

*staring at the camera* "im so glad we see eye to eye :)"

*flips hair* "REMEMBER THEM"

everyone rowing in sync when there's a boat song

"i need to talk with you in private" "oooooooo"

"who opened the bag"

mason with the fork

the sharks

troy jumping over the couch to sit with jorge, and having a dance party

talya & jorge having a dance off for done for

"VICTORYYYY"

them switching places during there are other ways

"i know of a brilliant prophet" *grabs mason* "problem is, this prophet is dead" *shoves him away*

"all i hear are screams—" "AAAAAAA"

WALTZING DURING NO LONGER YOU

🦖🦖🦖 rar rar rar

"GOTCHA" *shoots siren*

🍣🍣🍣

"the rules state if you end another character you must dance on them"

*scylla starts playing* "spookyyyyyy"

kj absolutely going ballistic during scylla

THE TORCHES

epic mutiny battle (armando with a water bottle and jay with a phone)

*ody gets stabbed* jorge in chat: "owwww"

luke flirting with the camera

jorge putting his hood up when ody is brooding

"whatchu gonna do about it, champ?" "i dunno :("

luke and jorge "playing" the animatic

"FINISH HIM"

"PATHETIC AND WEAK LIKE HIS SON!" *zooms in on mico chilling*

*pointing at luke* "never once has he cheated on his wife"

troy.

everyone collectively losing their shit at princess winion

"dune popcorn bucket" - someone in chat when charybdis started

"penelope :D... wait. Wait. Wait. WHAT NO"

"600 stwike" "is that a fweakin 600 stwike"

🧀🧀🧀

"daddy's home" - someone in chat when ody started killing suitors

genuinely it was such a fun time. we were all weeping by the end of it but i was giggling alongside live chat. i love you epic i can't wait to see what Jorge has in store for it next

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That's just hilarious Jorge has now completed the transition to Odysseus himself. First with the chaos in getting to Ithaca. Then the storm. Now the internet cables being eaten by Scylla or sm. Like imagine if the gods saw the epic cast in Ithaca and decided it would be funny to recreate the odyssey.

.... anyways see you guys in 10 years at the livestream!

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little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

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I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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hair is washed. i am lovable and capable of loving again

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