[id:digital art of sherbertdab, a white person with curly brown hair. The background is yellow with two black stripes]sup. I’m tired. ✌️
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i actually kinda like it when a character getting better includes them becoming weirder and less polite and more confusing and strange. no more "domestication" i wanna see the weird guy be weird!!!
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babygirl i hold tension in my body in places you cant even imagine
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im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
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life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus
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i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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holding a popsicle to my mouth outside but instead of eating it I simply wait and let it erode via the elements until the nutrients conveniently arrive in my mouth dissolved in dust and rain (I do not have to expend any energy for the actual destruction if I simply position myself in a good spot and wait a very long time) (any essential nutrients I cannot make myself are rendered effortless to collect as I lounge like a Roman emperor with grapes at the coliseum). this is another lichen post btw
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so much of what people attribute to like inherent biological differences between age groups is a lot more just the result of having different amounts of life experience. is that teenager functionally brain damaged because their brain is "underdeveloped" or have they only been alive for 14 years and thus do not have the same amount of practical experience + wisdom to draw on when dealing with difficult situations.
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
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gotta say I'm loving the era hugh grant is in right now. he's daniel craig's domesticated husband. he's a paddington baddie. an oompa loompa. dungeons and dragons. now he's a horror movie villain? honestly good for him
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Have you ever started dating an established friend and are you queer?
Yes, multiple times, I'm queer
Yes, multiple times, not queer
Yes, once, I'm queer
Yes, once, not queer
No, queer
No, not queer
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you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you
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last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.
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Something I think people who don’t live with chronic illness don’t understand is that there is a big difference between resting to get better and resting to avoid getting worse.
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People should raise their kids in a log cabin that they built together. And keep nothing inside apart from a bed a desk an abacus and some yarn. Maybe a rocking chair. And some vintage miu miu
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what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
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