shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt - Tumblr blog

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

Love the concept of scissors. Someone was like, “a knife is clumsy for this task, what if I used TWO knives?” and they were right.

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

“Hey I’m an L2”

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

Uther: you are not good enough for my son.

Merlin: you’re not good enough for your son.

Uther: excuse me?

Merlin: you heard me.

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

can’t figure out to reblog posts from my art blog so sharing a link- I’ve got emergency commissions open to help pay for a big car repair bill, any support is appreciated! Please message my art blog if you’re interested 🥹

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

hold on a second man…

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

Fuck it, classics predictions for Tumblr in 2024

Terfs will go so far in their bio essentialism that they will insist that women are fundamentally cold and wet and men are hot and dry, due to being cooked more in the womb

Fake Tumblr activism will accidentally bring back the Oppian Laws

Aeneas will become Tumblrs new poor little meow meow but only after someone publishes a retelling where he and Turnus are in love

Someone invents another fake goddess

Oracle of Delphi blog emerges to catalogue Tumblr moments of prophecy

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

down my arms, thousand satellites suddenly discover the signs of life

it's my baby's @laniardraws birthday, so I whipped out my tranquil feelings and drew our hc where maddox cuts red lyrium crystals out of samson's skin

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE, TO THE SUPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:

[shepard-wrex-shepard-grunt]