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SUPER URGENT COMMISSION CALL as yo girl is BROKE but has upcoming bills in a day and is losing her mind. 

All info is above, please fill in the commission form or simply e-mail me at saltherisms@gmail.com or DM me on twitter (@Saltheria) and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

I’ll draw characters from most fandoms (mostly TES, Warcraft and DND) but generally, if you need ELVES and PRETTY GIRLS, you’ve definitely come to the right place!!

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Please reblog even if you’re not in the market for commissions! Sasha’s a great artist who deserves the help, and you won’t be disappointed with her work <3

SUPER URGENT COMMISSION CALL as yo girl is BROKE but has upcoming bills in a day and is losing her mind. 

All info is above, please fill in the commission form or simply e-mail me at saltherisms@gmail.com or DM me on twitter (@Saltheria) and I’ll get back to you ASAP!

I’ll draw characters from most fandoms (mostly TES, Warcraft and DND) but generally, if you need ELVES and PRETTY GIRLS, you’ve definitely come to the right place!!

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reminder my main blog is over at @oblivionmobile now for those who missed the inital posts!

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teenage boys have such a pack mentality like if you get a group of them theyre like wtf flowers are so DUMB who needs pretty who needs GOOD SMELLS who needs anything we are strong men but if u catch one on his own you can have him in a daisy chain smelling roses in 10 minutes or less

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I’M ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER, BOOK NERDS

Do you like books!?

OF COURSE YOU DO

Do you like reading books?

DUUUUUH!

Do you collect books and let them sit on your shelf!?

WHAT IS THIS!? AMATEUR hOUR? OF FUCKING COURSE! 

Do you spend WAAAAAAY too much money on books even though they’re totally worth it but holy fucking shit fifteen dollars is the median and why is the world so effortlessly cruel?

Who’s got two thumbs and an empty wallet! Yes yes and yes!

WELL HAVE I GOT A SOLUTION FOR YOU

Thriftbooks is an amazing online site that sells used books! These books are, for the most part, in great condition. I’ve used this website for everything from textbooks to fiction to everything else in between! It has a wide selection with an even wider selection of options per book!

You want softcover? They’ve got it! Hardcover? Of course! Audio? Why not!

Hell! They even sell the books in other languages!

You might say to me, humanity, why are you telling us this? We already have barnes and noble!

Because, my poor, naive friend, thriftbooks sells the majority of it’s books for under four dollars.

That’s right. You heard me. Under. Four. Dollars.

And right now, they’re having a huge deal!

2 books for $7

3 books for $10

4 books for $12

But wait! There’s more!

If you leave a book in your cart for long enough, chances are you’ll be alerted when a seller nearby, for a cheaper price, has the same book! You’ll get it cheaper and faster, with less waste of paper and time!

And prices change! That book that would have cost you $3.79 one day might be $3.45 the next, and man oh man isn’t that the best thing to see when you check up on your cart.

So what are you waiting for, book lovers! Go! Go shop!

Go and rule the world!

Be the book lovers I know you can be!

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sayonara (to this blog, at least)

psst. i have something to tell you all!

it’s been a long, strange ride to the almost-2000 of you that have gathered around here now. and as i go through my follow list i’ve found a lot of you to be an unthinkably permanent presence on my dashboard. but somewhere along the way, i stopped talking to everyone and stopped interacting and even stopped putting anything personal on my personal blog - so, to make a long story short, i’m remaking!

i’m over at @oblivionmobile if you want to follow me there - if not, i completely understand. i just think it’s time to get back to what made me be on tumblr in the first place - interacting in fandom, with all the strange, interesting antics that entailed.

thanks for the adventure, y’all. looking forward to what the future brings, but the past - it’s been cool. <3

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                FUCK YOU DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sayonara (to this blog, at least)

psst. i have something to tell you all!

it’s been a long, strange ride to the almost-2000 of you that have gathered around here now. and as i go through my follow list i’ve found a lot of you to be an unthinkably permanent presence on my dashboard. but somewhere along the way, i stopped talking to everyone and stopped interacting and even stopped putting anything personal on my personal blog - so, to make a long story short, i’m remaking!

i’m over at @oblivionmobile if you want to follow me there - if not, i completely understand. i just think it’s time to get back to what made me be on tumblr in the first place - interacting in fandom, with all the strange, interesting antics that entailed.

thanks for the adventure, y’all. looking forward to what the future brings, but the past - it’s been cool. <3

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There’s no way that this wasn’t written by a cop.

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alcohol culture is so wild…people all over fb will be sharing a meme like “i can’t have just one glass of wine, it’s always 2 bottles and 3 people i can never look in the eye again” as if that’s normal? but if a meme like that was going around about cocaine or any other drug, everyone would be like “sounds like a drug problem bruh” 

alcoholism is SO normalized and it’s such a toxic environment honestly 

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Fallout 4 companions + pokemon 2.0 ♥

Updated from “♠”

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Oh mY goDDdd oooh my gOd oOohH my GOddd

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“Never give up.  Never give up.  Never give up.”

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ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about:

•the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated

•the dog trainer

•meeting bill clinton

•“hUSH!”

•“-too old to be a duckling, quack, quack!”

•“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

•literally any story involving his parents (especially the black coffee one)

just please, do yourselves a favor, don’t just stop at ‘salt and pepper diner’, listen to all this guy’s stories because they are gold

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