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I don't think we should plan, you know, Christmas. It's a ways away. One day at a time.

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congratulations to the dorym enjoyers, may your little guys be blessed with the same domesticity the mighty nein are

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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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May I simply hold you?

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robbie also mentioning that dorian felt a wave of lust towards orym while laying in bed with him like yeah dude we know

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Dorian standing next to Beau and trying to show off his own abs (which are already constantly visible on account of his very sheer and open shirt) when Orym was talking to her about her work out routine was so funny of him, he really thought he might be facing competition for the affection of Orym (gay) from Beauregard (lesbian and taken)

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The magpie who fishes stars

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I knew then, with all certainty, she would be a better companion to Claudia than I ever had.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.06 | Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light

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PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY ↳ October 20th, 1:12 PM, District Court, Defendant Lobby No. 3

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C3E111 | The Nein Hells

Yeah, we know who's singing.

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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C3E111 | The Nein Hells

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"May I simply hold you?"

The sweetest slow-burn boys are finally in each other's arms. 🫠🫠🫠

My entire social media feed is EXPLODING with these, I'll just throw mine onto the pile. XD

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when my opinion on a book goes against the goodreads consensus: proof that i'm right, since it takes somebody with wisdom and taste to understand this book's true value

when my opinion agrees with the goodreads consensus: as you can see, this opinion is objectively correct, as proven by how many people agree with me

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we all know that wyllstarion goes crazy as hell but you really have to think about it from Wyll’s perspective. You’re the most fairy tale brained man on earth whose life is a continued sequence of romantic and heroic ideals set up to fail. You want to be a heroic duke and save your city but wind up making a pact with a devil. You want to use that pact for good and are almost (or straight up) tricked into killing an innocent. You go on the most princely quest of all to ask a dragon for his help and we all know how that ends. And then in comes Astarion jangling like the most weaselly evil court advisor, a vampire no less and you’re like actually fuck it this slippery eel is where it’s AT. and this time you actually do get a happy ending with it. it goes crrrrazyyyy

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tethered.

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lesbians with terrible sleep schedules. you agree. reblog.