Sage, 30 y/o hermit. she/they. Lesbian. Likes cats, videogames, plants, a great many things. Also crafts (mostly crochet). 150 tarantulas and counting.
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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??
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I want a little coffee drink and $450,000
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Antoine and Evka
They are so cute I can't 💙
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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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JRPGS be like, here fight this boss. you beat him? well he’s taken his shirt off so fight him again
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(staring down at a litter of puppies) i want the dark haunted one, with a tragic past that is shrouded in mystery
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we could’ve been squirrels on the same branch. pigeons on the same tv antenna. pillbugs under the same rock. stars in the same constellation… instead we are mutuals on the same tumblr dashboard
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this hill... it's silent... and its residents... are evil...
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i was born from a lab experiment in which researchers worked to synthesize a person who “deserved it” (paper fails to clarify what was meant by this)
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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
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