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Thinking about that fucking bread from yakuza like a dragon again

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beware hero. after you have defeated the labia minora & labia majora, you must face the labia ultima. and then. the labia infinitus

*massive choral battle music begins*

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My psychic gf: we are getting dunkin donuts right i can see we're getting dunkin donuts very soon we are approaching the threshold of the timeline dunkin is reaching 90% likelihood can you feel it

Me: you know i can't fucking drive with you flashing 8k resolution images of donuts into my fucking head right

Boug Walker on my windshield:

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Dinner’s on me tonight babe. 😏

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This is so silly and cute I love it

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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red hawke there’s nobody like you

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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watch out for THE FOG THAT JACKS YOU OFF!

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in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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