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I think maybe I’d have a will to live if I were a lesbian

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you know if that video has intro I’m not watching it

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I think about this post from my friend’s ig story in 2022 all the time

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some thing about tech bros that really makes me want to drive my daihatsu into the front of a swarovski christmas light display 

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I like to walk up to a shirt at the store and tell it that I hate it up close and personal 

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multitudes that proliferate and whatnot

tfw you’re aswarm with droves and hordes that teem

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legions / hosts that abound

tfw you’re aswarm with droves and hordes that teem

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tfw you’re aswarm with droves and hordes that teem

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Would you be mad if posted a lil… 👉👈

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*looks up euphemisms for ‘twink’* …The Mimsy

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Bangkok, Thailand is aswarm with droves of dangly earring twinks as of November, 2024

they have twinks with dangly earrings in Himachal Pradesh, India as of 2024

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in my garden just hieronymusly sloshed off these earthly delights

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The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

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They love advertising to me because I’m special 

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being a hater is a transferable skill

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Oh, a lonesome bowl of sand behind a glass casing. How touching. How tender.