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i start the day with 2 Advils, double shot espresso, 2 pieces of cake (chocolate & lemon.) we are not the same.

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i actually hate getting notes. quit it

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i was literally addicted to pretend sleeping when i was like 7

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AI took my job at the consent manufacturing plant :/

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i love scanning the boarding pass QR code at the biometric turnstile

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Everyone obsessed with Twitter is a terminally online culture war victim trying to forge a media career and addicted to spiking their own cortisol and they need to get a real job and integrate into society. Sooo glad that I meanwhile am unemployed in a chic way and spend all my time on Tumblr which denotes a refined, even aristocratic sensibility and a noble commitment to upholding a vanishing way of life in an uncomprehending world

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fast food chain burgers and fries keep getting smaller and more expensive everywhere.. united states kinda fell off. this is not the organ destroying meat and slop i was promised. anyway obama did 9/11

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2025 lets all internalize "its my fault for not taking enough stimulants"

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i love having a personality!

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ok but you curate your own vibe. Let that sink in

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i want a film about the struggle of good versus evil where GOOD is represented by a LESBIAN and EVIL is represented by a LESBIAN

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how many times would i have to suffer through another film about twinks interacting?

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do i repeat myself? very well, i contain multitudes i contain multitudes i contain multitudes i contain multitudes