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im gonna say it. Reverse Horse Moses

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muffy sis the screentime..

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Fresh pineapple is the og mouth hurting juice

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And all they do is try to increase sales of like. Evil Cigarettes in rural Indonesia

meeting gay expats is always like. I’m a Virtual Communications Strategist (marketing) and my bf’s an Online Brand Architect (marketing) his boyfriend is a Digital Growth Strategist (marketing) our bff kim is in Data Optimization (marketing) and her bf is in Brand Operations (marketing) I wanna die

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meeting gay expats is always like. I’m a Virtual Communications Strategist (marketing) and my bf’s an Online Brand Architect (marketing) his boyfriend is a Digital Growth Strategist (marketing) our bff kim is in Data Optimization (marketing) and her bf is in Brand Operations (marketing) I wanna die

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did you check out my aplomb and self-possession?

hey bro did you see my gallantry out there? my vim and vigor?

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hey bro did you see my gallantry out there? my vim and vigor?

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the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

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Trains dont like when you pet their underside because their vital organs are there. Even a train that trusts you won't expose its stomach. They only tolerate it when mechanics do repairs and check ups on them. People who crawl under a train for a joke stress them out immensely... Don't do that....

Trains like when you pet their sides and their corpus from the inside. I strongly advice against crawling on top of a train, especially if it's an electric train. It's stressful for them because their sensitivite antenna is there and they can't see on top of themselves. Also you will fall off.

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Men’s room urinals are so WASTEFUL we should all be pissing into one huge circular DENT in middle of the floor while facing each other

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annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

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Btw this is because of instagram and tiktok. nobody has these interests organically. GMO hobbies

the problem with gay guys born between 1990-1998 is they’re all now into like ice baths and hedge funds and rock climbing. I’m never gonna find a bf

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Nobody here likes my hater posts but I’m not gonna stop

why is art by gay men so trite and unoriginal and pedestrian and cliche

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*teeters dangerously*

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why is art by gay men so trite and unoriginal and pedestrian and cliche

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the problem with gay guys born between 1990-1998 is they’re all now into like ice baths and hedge funds and rock climbing. I’m never gonna find a bf