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had to share this gem from bsky 😂

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wow felassan you are haunting the shit out of this narrative

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Shocked to learn that Dragon Age games do have some amount of dragons in them. Given that I follow people who are fans, I figured if dragons were present I would have seen mention of them, or screenshots and fanart by now. Perhaps my lifelong fixation on dragons has given me a skewed perception of how outwardly excited people should be when media has a dragon in it.

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I got a halarious review of my Aquarium today and I need people to see this shit so bad

Okay, we all read that? Good. You’re probably wondering why the fuck someone would question whether or not we have a turtle at the aquarium that’s real. It’s because he’s a 98 year old lazy Alligator Snapping Turtle. He can hold his breath for almost an hour. The old man is not active, and he shows us no interest in being active.

Behold! The “fake” “plastic” turtle in question!!!!

But seriously, if you are ever at a Zoo or an Aquarium and have questions about the animals or their welfare, you can always ask any of the staff and they are always happy to help educate you. Do not assume you know the whole story.

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Kala Elizabeth shared a cameo of Solas’s voice actor reading the letter to the inquisitor ❤️

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being a solas fan is fun bc there are some crimes where i'm like "he was right" and other crimes where i'm like "i literally don't care that he did that" and other crimes where i'm like "you make it so hard to love you sometimes" and the line is completely arbitrary. sometimes murder is the worst and sometimes it's tuesday.

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Viago: Teia and I are having a baby.

Rook: That's gre-

Viago, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here

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"i sure hope no elven deity breaks free from their prison in the fade and starts wreaking havoc on thedas"

the nefarious ghilan'nain:

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cant wait to still think solas was right when we get da4 in 5 years

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༓･*.☽25 OC QUESTIONS☾.*･༓

Send emojis + character name to learn more about my OCs

(feel free to reblog)

🌟 When your OC loses all hope, who do they turn to first? What helps make them feel better? What calms them down and reassures them? Why?

☀️ What makes your OC genuinely happy? A person, an item, their hobby? Where is the place they’re happiest, or most at home? What is the happiest they’ve ever been?

🌙 If your OC could have one wish come true what would it be and why? Would there be consequences to this wish or would they regret it once they get what they want? What would they give in return for this wish to come true?

❄️ What makes your OC sad, so sad that they can’t help but cry all day? How do they cheer themself up? Does their sadness upset any of their loved ones too?

🔥 If your OC known for having temper tantrums? If not, what gets them really angry? What makes their blood BOIL? Is there anyway to calm them down or are they unstoppable? What are they like when they’re angry? Do they take it out on their loved ones?

❤️ What would your OC’s ideal lover be like? Appearnce, personality, voice? Would their family approve or would it be civil war?

🕊️ Would your OC ever get married or are they already wed? If they’re married, describe what their wedding was like! If not, describe their ideal wedding (or do this if you feel like it anyway!)

🍼 Does your OC have any children or want children? What names would they pick? Are they good with kids or a complete disaster?

☕ Give us one (or more if you feel like it) of your OCs deep dark secrets! Why do they keep it hidden? Spill the tea!

🍂 What are their opinions on the different seasons? Which one do they hate and which one do they love and why?

🦋 If your OC could change everything (or just something) about their life would they? What would they change? What do they think would happen if they did? What would their loved ones think?

💐 Does your OC like flowers? What are their favourites? Do they keep a garden of some sort? What flowers would they use in a flower crown? (and if you like, research the meanings behind those flowers!)

🌼 Write a short drabble from your OCs POV meeting their LI (or if they don’t have a love interest, their best friend. If you don’t want to do a drabble, describe their first meeting instead!)

🥀 Has your OC ever been hurt by someone they love? Ever been betrayed? Abused? Attacked? Give me the angst! (if you’d like, write a short drabble about it!)

🏞️ If your OC could travel to anywhere in their world where would they go? Why? If they could live there would they?

🏡 Describe your OCs ideal house! Give us a tour around! What’s their garden like? Their bedroom? Kitchen? Where is it and how many people live there?

🔪 Has your OC ever killed someone? Ever had to defend themselves against violence? How did this make them feel? Or, alternatively, has your OC ever attacked someone? Seen someone die?

💎 Does your OC collect anything? Is there a reason? When did they start and is it beginning to turn into a little bit of a hoarding issue? What do they do with their collection?

📚 If your OC was given some kind of forbiddon knowledge, what would they do with it? Would they tell anyone? Use it for evil or good? How would it change their outlook on life, if at all?

🌗 Early mornings or late nights? What do they spend their time doing during these hours?

👑 If your OC was made royal (or is royal) how would they use their power? Are they a good leader or bad? Do their subjects like them or is it ‘off with their head’? Do they enjoy being royal?

💕 How is your OC like with physical affection? What are their boundries? Do they enjoy being touched or is that a no-go? Is there any reason behind this?

☁️ What’s something your OC wishes they could forget? Why is this? Or, what is something that your OC has forgotten? (or do both!)

👀 Describe your OC through the eyes of another person! (bonus + specify who)

❓ A random fact or short drabble! Or make up your own question to ask the OC!

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Bioware: okay for this guys character design I really want the audience to think “wow fuck that guy”

Artist:

Bioware: NOt LIKE THAT

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how was i rating these again? i don’t remember. anyway.

aries/alex (alex is owned by husk/@afrightenedmouse)

tw for drug use and mentions of sexual shit ig

listened to mine by bazzi while i was writing, i def recommend giving it a listen

You're so fuckin’ precious when you smile.

You want to say it, so badly, so fucking badly, more than anything. More than the next pill that sat on the nightstand, more than the white powder cocaine you'd snorted off of his hip earlier, more than food or water or air. But you don't. Instead, you watch the careful way he exhales a stream of smoke, how his lips tense like he's going to whistle.

His skin is beautiful and you love it and you hate that he doesn't. You want to kiss every inch of it and run your tongue where his colors meet and suck careful hickies onto his neck and leave love bites on his collarbone. He'd let you if you asked, but he'd probably think you didn't mean it. You always do.

Your eyes catch on his wrist, on how the bones in his wrist move when he hands you the pipe and you take it, hitting it once and holding in the smoke until your vision goes dark, exhaling through your nose. He says something too quietly for you to hear, so you move closer, tucking yourself under his arm and snuggling into him like you can melt into his skin.

"I love you," you whisper, and he kisses the top of your head and takes the pipe back.

Unsatisfied with that amount of attention, you let him take another hit before you take the pipe back and set it aside, letting it smolder on the nightstand while you swing a leg over his thighs and straddle his legs, hands on his shoulders to steady yourself as the world tilts. His gaze is far away for a moment before it focuses on you, sharp and clear for a moment before slipping back into a haze. "You're mine," you remind him, and your voice is scratchy in your throat from smoke and your mouth tastes like it but you lean down to kiss him anyway.

You kiss him slow and soft and languidly like you have all the time in the world, and maybe you do, because you swear time stops. You're brought back to the first time you kissed and how your positions are reversed. Your leg has long since healed from the gunshot wound and now you're the one pinning him down while you move so fucking carefully, like you could break him. His hands find your back, then your legs, then your ass as he pulls you closer, flush against him, and you grind down obligingly, even if you aren't sure you can have very effective sex right now.

Back then, he was another high, and in some ways he still is, but it's different and better. Now he's seen you on the bathroom floor having a breakdown because your moirail is gone and you've comforted him over his insecurities about your relationship. He's been through so many things that you understand why trolls call their red romances pity.

Back then, you kissed him like you'd never be able to again. Now, you're kissing him like you're going to keep kissing him every day until you die. God, you want to. You want to freeze the moment right after a kiss, when he's a little dazed but smiling, and live in it, because his smiles are the most perfect things you've ever seen.

You should tell him that, you think. He deserves to know. You don't remember why you wouldn't in the first place.

A moment passes and you pull back from the kiss, one hand pinning him to the headboard so he won't follow you. He has that smile, you note. You like it an awful lot, and you like the one he hides right after you tell a really shitty joke, and you like his grin when you let him drive (not that he needs you to let him; all he has to do is ask, hell, he could take your keys right now and go for a ride if he wanted). You like everything about him.

"You're so fucking perfect," is all you manage before you have to kiss him again. "And I love your smile." It's added after you retreat for air and you're not sure he hears or understands you, but maybe you'll tell him tomorrow when you wake up and you're sober.

Maybe you'll wake up before him and make breakfast. Maybe you'll wake up after him and he'll make breakfast. Maybe you'll wake up at the same time and have morning sex, slow as your kisses right now, and lazy, until you laugh and decide you both need a shower and possibly to wash the sheets, if you weren't careful.

As long as he's there when you wake up, you don't care what you do.

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hey guys wassup i’ve made a sideblog to post short stories revolving around my and my friends’ original characters. it’s more uh, explained over there, but it’s sorta like vent writing i reckon. i have a few things written that i haven’t posted yet but if you’re into reading things about emotions and shit, this is the blog for you

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I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

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i love when like one specific character just FLOODS my dash and it’s from the same person, u kno? like i like to know what the ppl i follow are into right then. i think i do the same thing and it’s such a mood. plz show me all the pictures of whoever or all the theories abt whatever i want to see and consume the media

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dreadwolftakeyourheart​ “AU where Lavellan discovers Solas’ true identity, but instead of confronting him about it right away, starts making a lot of wolf puns to watch him grow increasingly nervous”

Enera’s not good at subtlety. 

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my friend, upon me telling her to follow my fucking blog: why’d you misspell lavellan

me, immediately: oh, shit