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You're British, right? I was wondering what a normal night out was like for Brits :)

right well so

one of your mates hosts pres because he’s an absolute ledge, except some dickhead that none of you really get on with is in charge of music and it’s shit, so you play ring of fire until you get the fourth king and you’re forced to down the dirty pint, and then you’re wallpapered enough to get in the taxi, except some wanker’s always too trollied to get in there cos he’s chundered just before you go out. so you get to the club and if you’re underage you’re bricking it in case you don’t get in but you do cos bouncers legit don’t care

so you’re at the club until 3 and they start playing s club 7 and angels by robbie williams and you realise the lights are about to come on and then some absolute legend suggests going to the kebab shop so you all pile out and wibble your way there, and you always find out someone’s been chatting shit about you or your mates, and if you’re a lad you’re all “WANNA GO? YOU WONNA FUCKIN GO MATE” and if you’re a girl you’re crying into your cheesy chips (sometimes with gravy) except everyone forgets that six vk’s eight vodka mixers and one of them plastic bottles of strongbow is too much and then it’s all aboard the chunder train lads. then maybe a cheeky nandos for lunch the next day because you’re all hanging out your arse, and then it’s back to a mate’s house for pres because he’s an absolute ledge, except some dickhead

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me: *embarrasses self in public* me: *loudly* i sure hope no one MURDERS me tonight in my sleep WHERE I LIVE at 125 west (that’s W-E-S-T) roa…

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gf: whats on your mind babe?

me mentally: suckin on your tiddy bress

me: how beautiful you are

gf: aww

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i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

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Yulia Yanina - Haute Couture - Fall 2015

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this is apparently a top, be r8