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thinking abt the skywalkers apart au again <3

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This may be the only thing I do that matters.

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Anidala illustrations from the William Shakespeare ‘The Clone Army Attacketh’ by Ian Doescher.

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it was deeply inconvenient for the galaxy et large and often difficult to understand, but padme really did love that guy. and if your analysis of her is based in a denial of that, you’re going nowhere

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"Padmé was an ineffective centrist" Padmé was such a thorn in the side of the far right that three successive movies had fascists trying to kill her, specifically, for getting in the way.

If fascists keep trying to kill you, I don't think you're ineffective! And I really doubt you're a centrist!

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We need less Modern AUs set in the US or the UK

I need Obi-Wan struggling with Italian bureaucracy and payments for the house, while Anakin screams at and tries to fist fight the guys of the Post Office, and Ahsoka in front of the high school playing on her old DS while her friends smoke weed

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"like you trained his father?" is such a filthy, mean, downright cruel clap back. It's also probably the cuntiest line delivery in the entire saga. Owen Lars went straight to the fucking yugular with that one and I love it so much

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characters that get reduced to being “pure sunshine boys.” don’t worry mr bridger/skywalker. i saw your struggles with the dark side

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something to consider: padme agrees to take on a jedi bodyguard not because of the jedi, or anakin, or obi-wan, or her handmaidens, or because she really wants to, but because of palpatine. it’s his plea—“the thought of losing you is unbearable”—that compels her. that implies a level of emotional cache which is natural for a man she’s known since 14 (12?) but is also soooo fucked up when we know who this man is. ten years of waiting from palpatine to put her in the right spot. the first and only real love of her life built on this rotten foundation. god you’d just never get over it.

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subtleties georg does it again

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subtleties georg does it again

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May the force blow your tits clean off

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Idk I feel like a lot of fans forget that Palpatine is in fact a beloved figure in-universe. The RotS novelization calls him the most respected man in the galaxy; the people of the Republic like and trust him so much they’re willing to support a sudden genocide and outright descent into fascism for him; in Andor, a group of rebels fighting the Empire seem to respect him and legitimately believe that the ISB is running a shadow government responsible for the Empire’s atrocities.

Right up until ANH with the destruction of Alderaan and dissolution of the Senate, Palpatine is an incredibly popular leader. The vast majority of people in the Star Wars galaxy like and support him. They don’t know he’s the villain, and that’s kind of a vital part of the story

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo