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This honestly sounds like a very dark comedy skit.

*waves gun around wildly*

“BAN THOSE BOOKS FROM THIS BUILDING! YOU ARE DESTROYING AND INDOCTRINATING OUR KIDS.”

“Sir, we don’t even have those books in our catalogue.”

*awkward pause*

“Oh, We, uh, didn’t check for that.”

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

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Explaining to my mum how I named Tic-Tac

My orange flavoured Tic-Tac:

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my belief is that everyone who works in a restaraunt or retail should make a minimum of $25 an hour and should get a half hour break every four hours and if your boss or manager tries to make you work during your break or skips it, they get chased out of town by wild dogs

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anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

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Because I'm only seeing other Jews posting about this, non-Jews I need you to be aware that for the past month or two there has been a wave of bomb threats and swattings at synagogues all across the US. They usually do it when services are being livestreamed. I haven't seen a single non-Jew talking about this. High holidays are coming up in a few weeks, which is when most attacks happen against our communities. We're worried, and we need people to know what's happening to us.

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I love the library

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get panini pressed, idiot

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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YOU hates terfs

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it is really wild that people are incapable of seeing children as being able to make autonomous informed decisions

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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reblog if you’ve ever:

self-harmed 

attempted suicide 

been to a therapist 

cancelled on things because you don’t have the energy to live 

lied about being okay 

had a panic attack   

has anxiety hitting the roof 

 the world needs to know how common these things are.