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sammy <:

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Don’t be so dour, Samuel. Take a breath. Smile! Enjoy the world you’re fighting for. Oh, we have so much lost time to make up for! Christmas and Easter and Thanksgiving. I make a mean apple-cranberry sauce.

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chompin’ (x)

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@joellesolo asked for pics so… here they are!

I was the pie lady of the con lol

I also got some shots with Baby!

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I don’t mean to brag (I do) but Jared Padalecki winked at me soooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I am a tall woman but Jared had to SQUAT DOWN to be in the photo LOL

If you went back in time to 2013!me and told her “hey, you’re gonna meet Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki dressed as a pie” I’m pretty sure my response would have been “what the actual fuck???”

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Update— Jensen complimented my skirt. My life is complete

If you went back in time to 2013!me and told her “hey, you’re gonna meet Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki dressed as a pie” I’m pretty sure my response would have been “what the actual fuck???”

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If I died right now, my toxicology report would be WILD

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If you went back in time to 2013!me and told her “hey, you’re gonna meet Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, and Jared Padalecki dressed as a pie” I’m pretty sure my response would have been “what the actual fuck???”

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dang....xo

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Today I saw your Camels in the trash and felt nothing

Last week I drank your last beer

Yesterday I forgot your last name

Tomorrow I won’t remember who you were

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Gen gotta take a hold of his clothing choices at some point

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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he is me no one can tell me otherwise