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https://www.tumblr.com/shawarmachameleon/774853984479510528/i-just-drew-tarot-with-jared-padalecki-lmaooo-he?source=share

Did you find out the meaning?

No, I didn’t. I suppose I could consult the book?

For Jared:

“The Seven of Pentagrams reversed suggests a project relating to your finances won’t be as successful as you anticipate. Even if there’s brief instant gratification in this project, the long-term payout won’t be very fruitful. Adjust your plans, and pivot as necessary.”

For me:

“When The Lovers tarot card shows up reversed in a reading, it suggests a partnership in your life has soured. Things aren’t as harmonious and easy as they should be. It’s time to step back and reevaluate the situation. Can this partnership be fixed, or is it time to move on?”

So Jared’s gonna have financial ruin and I’m gonna have a partnership in ruin 🙃

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I just drew tarot with Jared Padalecki lmaooo

He drew a 7 of Pentagrams in reverse and I drew The Lovers in reverse (which is funny because Sam is on that card)

Witches, what does this mean?

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Sitting here over a year later, drunk and smoking and listening to Goblin, is the first my soul has missed you

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"when did supernatural go downhill" is the wrong question to be asking because supernatural does not exist on an XY axis where it can go 'up' or 'down' hill, it exists in a plane that extends towards and away from the audience at various times based on writing, plots, and whether or not the gay angel is there. but at no point does it move up or down hill.

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Me: I feel like I’m not losing any weight, and in fact am gaining it and I want to cry

Everyone around me: your pants, which were tight a year ago, literally fell down at work. Like you almost accidentally flashed ass at a patient

Me: hmm…. No… must be something else…

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I have now gotten up, left my room to go grab something, walked into another room, and then forgotten what I needed TWICE IN A ROW.

Like literally two times in a five minute span

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And apparently a bunch of dudes in this universe because holy shit.

My fridge is currently full of bacon, bacon washed bourbon, coffee, cherry pie, steaks, and beer

Somewhere, in some alternate parallel universe; Dean Winchester just creamed his jeans

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My fridge is currently full of bacon, bacon washed bourbon, coffee, cherry pie, steaks, and beer

Somewhere, in some alternate parallel universe; Dean Winchester just creamed his jeans

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My mental health was in the toilet for the last four days but now I’m fine out of nowhere

What the fuck

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i hauve a cold

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HOW IS THIS DISCOURSE??

Not to date myself as an ancient hag, but Dean going down on a partner was an undeniable fact in my day, no matter who you shipped him with

'Does dean winchester eat pussy' is probably my favorite spn discourse so far simply bc I've never seen discourse that is both so comically unserious AND extremely polarizing. It's hilarious. Its low stakes. I'd block someone over it

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Me *makes one minor mistake that someone very gently, nicely, and rightfully lets me know about and that I immediately correct and it’s literally not a big deal*

Also me: *cries my fucking eyes out because my brain is fucking broken*

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I am so, so tired of people I’m trying to help being rude to me.

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I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural

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I’m hung over on expensive champagne and my god… this is the most pleasant hangover I’ve ever had

I just feel tired. No headache, no nausea, no general malaise. Just a little eepy

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This is gonna piss some people off, but if you’re commenting on a post about bisexual stereotypes and biphobia and say “lesbophobia happens too!” Please shut the fuck up.