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I am so, so tired of people I’m trying to help being rude to me.

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I’m going to [remembers I should stop saying ‘kill myself’] rewatch Supernatural

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I’m hung over on expensive champagne and my god… this is the most pleasant hangover I’ve ever had

I just feel tired. No headache, no nausea, no general malaise. Just a little eepy

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This is gonna piss some people off, but if you’re commenting on a post about bisexual stereotypes and biphobia and say “lesbophobia happens too!” Please shut the fuck up.

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brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

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guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

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Were you ever spanked as a child AND do you think that spanking is ok?

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Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

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I literally saw this, turned, and pet my cat and she made the face

Hell yeah

love it when my cats make that one face when i scratch their chins. the -ﻌ- one you know what i mean.

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Eugene gets me

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MEEEEEEE

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Me when I go to post something on discord and/or tumblr.

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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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my attorneys say if youm do not cuddle with me enough im allowed to kill youm in self-defense