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APOLLO"S DOGEBALL STRIKES AGAIN LMAO

they are looking for Saria who is 'missing' according to her fairy, Veena.

Dekula’s Player: Does Ganondorf even see dekus as a sentient species?

Everyone else: Probably not.

Michi’s Player: Ganondorf probably read the prophecy announcement and went “Ah, a Kokiri. I thought I got rid of those.”

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:)

stop looking at my notes /pos :3

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Granate: If the gardening book didn't work, I was going to use PlayRule one.

DM: Farore, horrified.

Sheix: With a W?

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Argalia: We have to do Resident Evil inventory management now.

Granate: Imagine if the key is like Skyward Sword where you have to rotate it so it fits the right way.

The whole party: *Groans*

Argalia: We broke the key and all have a piece with us.

Dekula: Dekula's just throwing the damn key away.

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Sheix's wife can canonically deadlift an adult cow.

gods i love malaya.

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oh this gives me IDEAS

A forest full of stal creatures seems a fitting place for deadhand, no?

Bonus with lens of truth under cut :)

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All my campaign notes are in comic sans ( i have issues with some fonts)

i think i got the major ones

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Meanwhile, Argalia, going insane

The DM

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My Ganon DID delete the sun

Mr. Link “that’s a pretty hardcore origin story” Zelda aka the hero of stars from the still unnamed and very fictional hit game TLoZ: ????

And yes the camp DID erupt into absolute chaos after he said that. Stopped the moon in its tracks? Did he fight the moon? How the hell do you delete the sun? Clearly the Veteran’s Ganon hasn’t tried everything if this guy had to stop all that.

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Public Display of Fealty

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Been working on hero forge minis for the campaign. Mostly npc stuff.

Images below.

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Little Wolf- epic the musical, is the theme song for the forest temple boss fight

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Link is dead

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From Granate's player in the discord+

DM: "This is fun." Has NPC cast revivify. "I'm having a lot of fun, guys." Has BBEG cast counterspell in the same breath.

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so link’s dead now. Yippee for me because I can move the plot along :3

he was sure hard to kill, I underestimated my players HEAVILY.

Ganondorf got down to 1 Hp (he can’t be killed without the master sword).

he dimension doored away with Link’s body so they can’t revivify him.

for this, they hit level 5.

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YALL

YALL

one fucking hit point. 1/4 heart and a PRAYER

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chat we're so cooked

yes you are