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' ' Assistant... Get the scanner... ' '
' ' Sure thing, Professor!! ' ' ^_^
“Is this working properly? Professor Green and I have attempted to recreate the social / logging device StarBot brought in for investigation a few months ago. This is attempt #67 at recreating said device with what data StarBot recorded of it, plus whatever Green and I managed to jot down. It seems like we’ve worked out most of the kinks.”
“The only few with access to this device are myself and Professor Green; although StarBot has been granted access in case of emergency. And unlike the original device we discovered, we added an extra feature that will directly translate StarBot’s messages into something other than Binary Code.”
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' ' Well Deserved honestly. ' '
control that fish you have in your facility he nearly took my arm off
' ' And who are you?????? Eyelids' just being friendly. ' '
--- PROF. RED
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control that fish you have in your facility he nearly took my arm off
' ' And who are you?????? Eyelids' just being friendly. ' '
--- PROF. RED
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' ' I wonder if I can still see them after this... ' '
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' ' What did we do to deserve this fate, Brother? ' '
' ' Were we really that harsh..? ' '
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' ' I wish I could understand what you went through... ' '
' ' But I cannot leave your actions unpunished. ' '
' ' May Origin have mercy on us all... ' '
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WHY ARE THERE RATS IN THE VENTZ PROFESSER ROSE
' ' So that's where my meal went... ' '
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@statuetteofabloodcoveredangel
stop dragging your failed experiments to my lake and tossing them there . People are gonna ask me questions when they find steves from another ,, country ? universe ? whatever , in my lake . The corpses will NOT rdecompose .
also , as yoi continue to dispose of them , why are they also disappearing ? have you been taking corpses to experiment on ?
' ' The professor isn't here right now. '
--- Storm.
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Hello.
How are you?
My name is Auro.
' ' Hello- Hello- Hello~! I see there's another blue steve here~! Well, Auro, I'm doing quite fine myself! How about you, hm~? ' '
' ' I'm Azel, by the way! A pleasure to meet you~! ' '
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Why is there a koi fish flapping about in the collapsed vent I stay in ?
No , it's not rainbow
Why is there an actual fish flipping about ?
-@throughanoddityseyes
' ' There's always fish in the vents. ' '
' ' Fish guards! ' '
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' ' So you would rather trust a fish? ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' Oh don't listen to Eyelids... ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' I can be trusted. ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' Someone told me I could talk to a god here. ' '
' ' I wish to test that. ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' Would you like a lobotomy? ' '
*takes out an iron sword
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' I am a few rooms close to you, Eyelids. ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' DO YOU NOT THINK I KNOW ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE?!?!?!? ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' YOU IDIOT I AM THE PROFESSOR- ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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' ' THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I FOUND A RED STEVE-FISH LOOKING ASS OUTSIDE MY LABORATORY- ' '
' ' ASSISTANT SHOOT BOTH ON SIGHT- ' '
' ' I am not doing this- ' '
' ' Baby- ' ' /neg
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