shastram

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jim: i could kill you if i wanted to, sherlock.

sherlock: yeah? so could another human being.

jim:

sherlock: so could a dog.

jim:

sherlock: so could a dedicated duck.

jim:

sherlock: you aren’t special, jim.

jim: :(

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#the most chaotic homosexual tension ever

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♡

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Come on, cheer up, it’s nearly Christmas.

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Gryffindor dorm at 3 am

Remus: Shouldn’t you be asleep?

Sirius: I’m supposed to be many things

Sirius: I live to disappoint

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“What canon fucketh up, fanfiction straighteneth out”

— My ass over most fandoms right now

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No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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taehyung: does jackson think in korean, english or chinese?

namjoon, choking out a laugh: bold of you to assume jackson actually thinks

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Sirius: (jealous) That girl wanted to buy you a drink.

Remus: Really? But I already have a drink...do you think she'd buy me mozzarella sticks instead?

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brats 

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Remus: We have a swear jar now. If you say one, you'll be fined.

Sirius: Heck.

Remus: You're on thin fucking ice.

Remus: Oh no.

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Sirius: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed.”

Remus: That game exists and it’s called alcoholism.

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james: hello and welcome to my video blog, today i’m reviewing hair products

james: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

james: i can tell you right off the bat that this one isn’t very good

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I know way too much about gay sex for an awkward female virgin who’s mostly interested in women b/c fanfiction: a memoir by me

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in which jamie tries to flirt

EXPECTATIONS:

REALITY:

((OOC: Disaster lesbian Jamie Potter is online for a few moments, if anyone has ideas on how to woo a certain redhead?))

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taehyung: why do people have such high expectations of us?

namjoon: because we’re A-sians not B-sians get yourself together chop chop