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what if you topped DEATH but shes a BRATTY BOTTOM and youre kinda FED UP so you let her TOP YOU this once but she gets you PREGNANT and bc shes death she takes away YOUR CHILD and you start killing your OWN SPECIES with the song your child wrote but youre A LESBIAN so ofc youre still in LOVE with your EX so you kiss her and you DIE but youre a ghost now and you adopt ANOTHER KID to torment him until you finally fucking DIE ALREADY

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Is this how straight people feel all the time? Omg.

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MARVEL DONT PLAY WITH ME RN I SEE THAT TAKE NUMBER 3 OVER THERE RELEASE THE FUCKING TAPES

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mrs heart in the background help

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Down the Witches Road my dear where glory will be ours ✨

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thinking about how Kathryn takes care of Aubrey especially knowing what she went through on the megalopolis set :(

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Kathryn Hahn for LA Times

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I think the marvel bros on TikTok (the ones who aren’t homophobic) are so funny. I just saw a video from one guy that he just posted today where he showed the scene where Nicky says “my mother needs me home” and this guy was so proud of himself because he had “figured something out” and it was the fact that Nicky was talking about Rio… like yeah buddy, the lesbians clocked that immediately but good job!

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Sometimes a family is just a large group of hazards to society and 3 time tony award winner patti lupone.

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She just annoyed by Salem’s Seven

I’m back with some unfinished stuff, but I wonder, will it be for long👀

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Whoever said “age ain't nothing but a number” was definitely onto something

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imaging telling everyone that your ex-wife is a bad boy and literally death while she's in the background whining like a puppy "why don't you want me 🥺🥺☹️☹️"

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need help I love her

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having death on her knees... crazy stuff only agatha harkness could do