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do we fw femmes who are major dorks?? femmes who cant see without their glasses?? femmes who are straight A students?? femmes who have no spatial awareness and are constantly bumping into everything around them?? femmes who spend all their free time thinking about and researching their latest special interests?? femmes who will go on and on without taking a break about anything and everything that's been on their mind, not realizing that they've been talking for hours?? femmes who can hardly imagine anyone actually falling for them because of the way that they typically annoy everyone with their yapping?? femmes who just want to have their brain shut off for once?? do we fw dork femmes?????

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Agatha: Rio! why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Rio: *whispers* Nicky, why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Nicky: *whispers* because I have little hands

Rio: *turning back to Agatha* because he has little hands

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Wanderlust (2012) | gag reel

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agathario college au where agatha was a nerd that got straight A’s, while río never went to class and spent her days partying. río must pass all her courses but she will need agatha’s help.

it was not the first time that agatha has laid her eyes on río, but will río wanted to know agatha’s other side?

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I mean… if this happens, you’ll find me dead, flat on the ground, dehydrated

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kathryn hahn acts like she fully believes in the existence of the marvel sniper and is terrified of them but also like she’s willing to take one for the team if need be

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resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

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Kathryn Hahn’s nose appreciation post (5/?)

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I can’t get over the fact that I am obsessed with a person that is not even the real personality of a character from a tv show

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in this exact scenario i’d be agatha, taking it from the back like a good girl 🧏🏻‍♀️ UGHHHHH I WISH.

normally though i wouldnt be agatha cause she’s totally a top and i take it lying down iykwim 🥱🥱

like look at her cmon, she makes rio sit on her lap and make her call her daddy

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*SNAPS MY FINGERS AT YOU ALL*

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Admission: I absolutely LOVE that Agatha is canonically left-handed, even though I'm aware it has nothing to do with her and everything to do with Kathryn Hahn. it's just another thing they would have side-eyed her for in Salem days and I think that's so very on brand for her. 🖐🏽💜

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Kathryn Hahn and the season 2 press quest

Earlier I made this crack vid to cheer myself up a bit and it made me laugh so much. I hope it can make you laugh too :')

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My girl was literally trapped in a maze. I love how she just CAN'T lie 😭😭

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hearing someone say it out loud made it so real my heart dropped when i heard that 💔