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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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A quick chowder for webtoons!

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encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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yummy star gouache painting

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clarification

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via schulzmuseum

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little baby sharks!!!

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It's a happy dance, Charlie Brown!

Snoopy #8

9/10/2024

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more young sharks

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NEW GIRL | 1.24

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Early seasons Sam is so fucking funny and chaotic and fun. High intelligence low wisdom high competence low luck wildly unreliable charisma dweeb of my heart. He's so awkward and offputting. He's the hottest boy on Hell's radar. He's got terrifying powers and so so much rage. He's three inches tall and his sad puppy eyes are lethal. He does so much research and also does not plan anything ever. His philosophy of creative problem solving is "but did we die?" He drinks a demon-possessed NICU nurse like a sippy cup while she screams her head off. He argues for saving the vampire coven 'cause they're nice. He was modeled after Luke Skywalker and somehow ended up more Anakin crossed with like...Kyp Duron. He wants to be the nice normal one so bad but the freaks are lining up for his attention. He is the boyking of throwing a tantrum when his feelings are hurt. If he ever had to admit he was wrong about something or take accountability for his mistakes he'd drop dead instantly.

I miss him.

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Getting to the age where I open an athlete’s stat page and make sounds of distress at their birth year

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this image came to me in a sudden burst of enlightenment