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This is going everywhere all at once Jesus Christ

I’ve changee my Instagram username after like 9 years of having it, I feel weirdly emotional

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Me: WHO WON THE 2020 ELECTION?!?!?!

The man's face crumples, and he sighs sadly as he realizes you don't know: "Nevada is still counting their votes"

When you entered cryogenic sleep, you expected to wake up in a futuristic world. Instead, you wake up in a dusty cave, a man wearing dark robes staring at you in horror.

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ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA

ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.

It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever

and it was FABULOUS

bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress

anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.

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Some informative bi humor for the awesome FYBG followers. 

Inspiration for the idea: http://manslator.tumblr.com and from a lovely conversation over drinks this weekend with http://bigeorgeivegotit.tumblr.com

(If you share this comic externally, please be sure to attribute FYBG. We’ve already filed several copyright infringement claims on Twitter and Youtube for non-attribution)

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did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

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Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

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Scar is gonna fuck me up, I just know it

Ok. Ok.

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This is wrong. Things NEED to change. We cannot go on like this.

Calum’s Instagram Story | 6/13/2020

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If you ever wondered what an angel is called, the answer is Rahul Dubey!

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Cordelia: I bet you can’t make a sentence without using the letter A

Lucie: You thought you just did something here didn’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon

Matthew: Then perish

James: ... Duck

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First time making LGBTQ+ Lock Screens :)

Please Like+Reblog if using them, Thankyouu! 

EDIT: OKAAY so I really didn’t expect this to get so many notes lmao, but I am really thankful of those who love these lock screens :)

for the people that think I excluded lesbians, please know that I did not. I am a lesbian myself, but in this I only used ‘Gay’, and I also meant gay girls with this. please don’t think I am excluding people, I just decided to make ‘only 6′ for now. so if you have any requests for other lock screens I should make, tell me in the comments :D

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Poptart Crusader

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Such an accurate description of myself.

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You MUST Reblog this! 

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me, looking at the current state of the world, crying:I wish none of this had happened…

Gandalf, materialising in my conscience, smiling kindly: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, besides the will of evil.