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can you watch her while i go smoke

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my babies

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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tagging pictures of skinny people as #body horror

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A lot of nationalists amuse me because they don’t want to like improve culture in anyway they just want like to walk into a McDonald’s and it’s all white people

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Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you

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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

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Falin, Oil on paper and digital

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the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene

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I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

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if i was donnas dad and this fucking guy came into my house to sing this stupidass song id have kicked his ass

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a comic about feeling gross (for very mysterious reasons) and bed time