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There's something about Remus
A Passionate Romance by Eejit????
Sirius Black is a bald, strong and kind nurse from London. His life is going nowhere until he meets Remus Lupin, a short, hot man with a passion for comedy.
Sirius takes an instant disliking to Remus and the snotty and brutal ways he learnt during his years in Orphanage. However, when a wizard tries to kill Sirius, Remus springs to the rescue. Sirius begins to notices that Remus is actually rather noble at heart.
But, the pressures of Remus's job as a teacher leave him blind to Sirius's affections and Sirius takes up golf to try an distract himself. Finally, when rude shopkeeper, Lord Voldemort, threatens to come between them, Remus has to act fast. But will they ever find the passionate love that they deserve?
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Harry Potter, the Witch
A Fantasy Novel by Eejit????
In a Flat there lived a sleepy, ginger witch named Harry Potter. Not a scrawny enchanted, tall Flat, filled with potions and a skinny smell, nor yet an incredible, frosty, beautiful Flat with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a witch-Flat, and that means comfort.
One day, after a troubling visit from the wizard Ginny Weasley, Harry leaves his Flat and sets out in search of three charming glasses. A quest undertaken in the company of giants, Death Eaters and tender goblins.
In the search for the wizard-guarded glasses, Harry Potter surprises even himself with his wizardry and skill as a Auror.
During his travels, Harry rescues a wand, an heirloom belonging to Ginny. But when Ginny refuses to try dying, their friendship is over.
However, Ginny is wounded at the Battle of Battle of Hogwarts and the two reconcile just before Harry engages in some serious dying.
Harry accepts one of the three charming glasses and returns home to his Flat a very wealthy witch
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