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Dongs Log. Day 1
The dawn of a new age has come. I have finally conquered the inner workings of this site known only as ... tumbleeeer. With the help of my faithful companion (who I hope never betrays me) I will finally be able to speak my mind to the world. Humanity is not lost.. It has only just begun....
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Dong's life ambitions
-buy a house
-buy a car
-churn butter
-buy 42 lotto tickets
-hope my mum doesn't see this
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A typical text from Dong when asked to go to the movies:
As much as I love the cinematic magic of moving photos, sadly I must decline your offer for I have a dissertation to complete and cannot burn anymore daylight.
My sincerest apologies.
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Lord Shammalammading-Dong,
A Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
……
awwwwh fuck.
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Lord Shammalammading-Dong has returned. All hail your Lord and her trusty servant The Half-breed (who will be doing most of the work).
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