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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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Food for thought

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So I have this headcanon about Larry...

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Something lurks

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Sorry yeah I felt really comfortable with you and opened up a bit too fast for my own taste gonna frame you for murder now :/

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Medieval Scooby

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Saw this one going around with JayVik and I felt like the lesbians deserved it too

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Only good thing I ever saw on hinge was a profile that looked like my exact Jonathan sims face claim

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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

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Your wish is my command, random advertisement. I don't know what you expect me to do with your devilish concoction, but your wish remains my command.

I need to know what demographic hates this! Dentists? Dermatologists? General Doctors? Counter-Terrorist Organizations? Interpol? The USPS? Grocery Store Employees? The lucrative 18-35 demographic? Will I be put on trial for war crimes? But you don't tell me, you just tell me to mix one with the other and fail to tell me who hates this one weird trick!

Well joke's on you I'm going to do it without looking at your probably actively malicious website, and find out what you're not telling me! If it turns into an explosive, it's entirely on you, random advertisement.

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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

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love episodes where the plot is "Character tries to take a vacation, but, despite everything, their job exists over there too"

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god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

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this is making me lose it

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just heard the slur song start up from someone's phone in public and the speed with which they scrambled to silence it was incredible