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I wonder what Mae got up to this Harfest 🎃🍂

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I’ve never finished night in the woods because once the second arc gets started the vibes get too strong and the existential crisis kicks in. This is the only piece of media that makes me feel such existential dread just from its vibes alone.

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I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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Was wondering how come I've never seen anybody in my entire life who looks even a little bit like Elvis, and then I remembered that couldn't possibly be true because "Elvis impersonator" is an entire category of human being, so surely a whole bunch of people must look like Elvis, and let me tell ya. If you image search "Elvis impersonator", you are gonna see some men looking some ways.

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Same man I was before

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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

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I know I went in stem for the money but I’m genuinely so bad at it that art might earn me more at this point

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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i think about the hoo boy hot dog post every single day of my life

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9. 99. 999. 9999.

pretend like i did post this on the anniversary, you just didn’t see this until now, youre the one thats late not me

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He really doesn't want to show his sketch

I am cringe, but I am free

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Stuffed Animal dashboard simulator

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pray for me human put me in the wash on fucking hot water im never gonna be the same colors

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got left outside in the backyard but this is kinda nice actually im okay with this (:

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the hawks

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this is bullshit ive been bragging to everyone in the toy chest because my tag says i was made with love but i got torn today and guess what. its just stuffing inside

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lol imagine having stuff inside you lmao

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i literally see you outside the window looking smug. log off

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FELL OFF THE BED HELP HELP HELP HELP

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WHY ARE YOU POSTING ON PLUSHBLR INSTEAD OF KEEPING WATCH FOR MONSTERS THATS YOUR HUMANS ROOM

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lets not spread body dysmorphia on plushblr guys

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op casually ignoring stuffed animals with different colored fabric for eyes

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some of us dont even have eyes!

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i know animals are allowed to see normal plushies moving and talking but whats the rule for dog toys.

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what breed of dog op

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poodle? does it matter?

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no i just wanted to remind you your lifespan can be measured in days

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man come on

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