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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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I'm gonna suck em off

a seven nation army couldn't fuck my ass

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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in retrospect I should have been a lot meaner to that man.

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Before I Lived Here

Written by Stacy S. Jensen, illustrated by Victo Ngai

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hate it when you experience something of better quality and then you’re doomed to no longer be satisfied

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painted something cute after the longest time ever also can I be him??????

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I hope that I’m not just a mutual to you, but also a blurred recollection of an icon and an entrely misremembered url

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it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

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Not saying anything nobody's said before, but the way Fallout is a foundationally anti-capitalist story that got turned into funkopop sci-fi pastiche slop for morons is painful to the point of brilliance. Makes its points about greed and power that much more salient.

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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual