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If you're going to a protest, wear a mask, not makeup. Makeup designed to confuse AI can still get you recognized by law enforcement, and Juggalo makeup won't be helpful as Juggalo's are recognized as a gang by the FBI. Stay safe. Wear full face masks, hide piercings and tattoos or any other distinguishing features.

Please reblog so this can reach more people.

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the whomping willow is so real for beating people up just to keep remus lupin safe

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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EITHER I IGNORE YOU OR I HEAR MY NOTIFS YOU PICK

literally the only reason I've started using my queue is bc my loving dumbass of a husband has my notifications turned on and If I have to listen to a notification sound for every single fucking post I revlog I'm going to lose my motheryckifn MIND

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sorry I didn't realize you were like, the most oblivious guy out there. remember that time I made a passing comment about your comforter being kinda old and you spent $80 on a brand new set that you made me touch to see if I liked, but it was for your bed, and also we weren't dating? yeah me neither

sometimes I remember how long it took for me to realize I was dating my fiancé like nah we aren't dating he's just with me 24/7 and my best friend and we hug and touch all the time it's totally platonic when he lays in my bed and instead of kicking him out of my room and into the room next door that's his I just let him sleep in my bed with me and cuddle up to me but no, not dating.

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Babe are you flirting with him AGAIN

I will end your bloodline, your family will he haunted for several generations, your corpse will never know a day of peace 💙💙💙

I don't need ur help to be able to end my bloodline heart💙💙💙💙💙

I'm gay, it's not going to continue

unless 👀👀

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my hair looks great but the shape of the human body under it frightens me

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i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"

like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"

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lesbians will text u the most insane string of words

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Just now realizing that Doctor Who is basically a game show with a lot more lore and also aliens

They’re literally just spinning one of those little wheels to see what kind of Doctor they’ll get next, but somehow they always miss red hair but manage to hit British Person™️ and Undiluted Sass™️ every single time. And also trauma comes as a participation bonus!

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😘😘🥰😘🥰🥰😘😘😘😘💋💋💋💋💋💋🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻🖕🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻😻😻😻😻😻😻

why u beach

idk man why YOU beach

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you can usually roughly gauge when homestuck fanart was made based on how many of the main kids are white