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The Shape of Ideas

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i feel like i need to tell you that i have the drawing of twilight baby kit saved to my favourites album and when i’m messaging my friend i send it to them then immediately delete it and deny any knowledge of it

the fact that i am distantly involved in a stranger’s psychological torment pleases me greatly

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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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literally fuck companies that don't want their employees to act "unprofessional" in front of customers. I'm at a five guys rn and the employees here are joking around calling orders back and forth to each other and saying things in weird voices and laughing with each other while they work. Someone just came in for their shift while I was waiting for my food and was greeted by the whole kitchen with a secret handshake lookin thing. It was so silly and cute I love seeing ppl have fun at work and I know my food's gonna be bomb bc the ppl there are having fun with each other. Let employees be people and friends and have fun what is the issue!!!!

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you're my present this year

For the last time, I am not giving you my penis

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My friends are convinced I run a wildly popular blog (I do not) so I've started (jokingly) telling them I'm you

You better fucking watch your back

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Viktor portrait 🩸

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tumblr the app u can't just swallow my posts about Santa commiting adultery on Mrs Claus this is censorship

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wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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Vultures on social media be like #RawMeat #YummyCarcass

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GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

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The worst thing about piece of children media becoming popular among adults is the fact that adults fucking hate that they are not the part of the audience.

They start to write stupid ass meta how all adults in said piece of media are bad because they allowed children to be in a dangerous situation.

They want big rational worldbuilding.

They want adult characters to have their own sideplots with their own adult problems.

Dudes, there are zero children who after reading a book about their peers saving the world said: "Meh, I wish adults in this book prevented children from going to this dangerous adventure, I would rather read how economics in this world works and also about this adult character's divorce".

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they just got to have a sleepover and nothing bad ever happened at all

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What a cute ball of static shock 😺🐈😛