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Doing the do with you know who

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Monokuma has some wise words

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"Asami and Korra still haven’t done anyth—"

"Kya never got to do the fighting, she was just used as a—"

"They wasted the twins, people who could have been perfectly good—"

"Korra doesn’t do—"

"Jinora was supposed—"

"And Lin was just—"

"Mako and Bolin brothers—"

"And all the—"

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i’m sorry to the fandom

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If Greg Lestrade should go down in history for anything let it be said that one thing is for certain...

but this

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Fandoms Meeting.

Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-

Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.

Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.

Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-

Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.

Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-

Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!

Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.

Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!

Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.

Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*

Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!

Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-

Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!

Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!

Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.

Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.

Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?

*everyone looks to said seat*

Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.

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The fandom’s pre-episode mantra

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so are you going to wear two eyepatches now?

I didn’t think about it until now, Anon. It’s a bit troubling putting them on, considering I can’t see. (I need help from Arima.) Do you like the look?

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Sure purple. Because purple it's normal hair color.

see this is the thing with manga, a lot of times while you’re reading you assume the characters have certain hair colors while you’re reading right?

like tsukiyama in tokyo ghoul for example

the entire time i was reading it

for all 143 chapters i thought his hair was brown or something like that

but no

of course not

it’s fucking purple

of course it is

goddammit

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"It’s just one date, what could go wrong??"

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Doctor Who: Hi Sherlock what's up with you?

Sherlock: Ughhhh nothing, you?

Doctor Who: Really good! Season 8 is going great so far!

Supernatural: GUYYYS ONLY 8 DAYS UNTIL WE GET A NEW SEASON!!!

Doctor Who: Yes that's lovely supernatural this means no more apocalypses.

Supernatural: Maybe.

Sherlock: Oh yeah guys didn't free! Fandom and Tokyo ghoul fandom just die?

Doctor who: Yes it's quite the tragedy.

Supernatural: At least we don't have to worry about being drowned by tears and being eaten by screaming cannibals anymore.

Tokyo ghoul: *screaming in their grave*

Free!: WE MAY BE DEAD NOW BUT WE WILL BE BACK I SWEAR TO GOD WE'LL BE BACK!!!

Sherlock: Um guys don't you hear something other than those two screaming in their graves?

Hetalia: *sticks hand out from grave* ne ne mama ne ne papa *rises*

Homestuck: YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK THOUGH WE'RE WEIRD AND RANDOM WE'RE THE GREATEST FANDOM *rises*

Free!: Oh no.

Tokyo Ghoul: Oh no.

Supernatural: Oh no.

Hetalia and Homestuck: *demonic chanting*

Doctor Who: RUN!

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"I swear this ship will be the end of me" I say as I think of 3-7 pairings

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~VictorySoup

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Cute boy: So what do you do in your spare time?

Me: I like to write fanfictions

Cute boy: Oh wow! What about?

Me: The submissive and dominant relationship between a young boy who has the ability to transform into a giant titan and his aggressive corporal.

Cute boy:

Me:

Cute boy:

Me:

Cute boy: Oh is that the time I've gotta run, bye.