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Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :

Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani

Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye

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Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.

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Usse bas mera lumd pasand tha mein nahi 💔

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Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

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Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

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Suna hai Udit Narayan kiss distribution kar raha hai.

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She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?

Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.

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Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes 😐

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A : light bill kab bharega?

B : Kal

A : Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare toh ab

B : ok

C : kaha chala B ?

B : light bill bharne

C : arey jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka

B : bhenchod 🤯

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This is my way of saying hi

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My message to those who hate me :

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Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

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When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.