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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

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“Elliot Page, formerly known as-” [GUNSHOT]

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okay, who tf put this monolith in my toilet?

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Statistics is gay as hell. Things happen because God wills it not because of math

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hmmm

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me revisiting my scene phase playlist

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lookin unimpressed and lounging in a garden is honestly my full time job at this point

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I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

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when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

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imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.

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i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it

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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

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