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fem deliquint deuce beating people up with a cool jacket
FEM DEUCE BEING ROUGH N TUMBLE AND GETTIN INTO TROUBLE
fem duece who can't fucking walk in heels but tries her danrdest becuase "honor role students need to be spiffy"
fem deuce who has so many chick and egg themed things (ace makes fun of her stuffed chick)
FEM DEUCE WHO LOVES FLAMINGO BABIES-
fem deuce who squeaks and blushes when you carry her princess style
fem deuce who isn't good at fashion but tries to dress up for your dates
fem deuce who tries to make you bento like her mom did and fails... so you cook together
SUMMARY: some moments you share with fem!deuce
COMMENTS: shes so lesbian to me...i love her.
Her jacket swings behind her like a pair of angel wings as she throws punch after punch, kneeing the guy who bothered you square in the chest. She falls back into a fighting stance as he crumples to the ground, her fists clenched and a splatter of blood across her wrists. She turns to you, short dark blue hair blocking your view of her eyes.
“Are you okay?” she asks, tucking those strands behind her ear, and you can’t help the way your heart lurches when the blood gets in her hair.
It’s not the first time she’s protected you when some guys from another school were just a bit too persistent. You know she’ll lament this fight later and talk about how she’s not a proper honors student, but you’ll be there to convince her otherwise.
She grips your hands like a lifeline, ankles jittering concerningly as she stumbles into her dorm room, kicking the offending shoes off into the opposite wall as soon as the door closes behind her. You purse your lips as she flops on her bed, rubbing her sore feet with her bottom lip pulled in between her teeth. She’s bitten them black and blue again it seems, and you frown.
“You know, Deuce...” you wait until she looks up at you, eyes wide and curious, “You could always start with smaller heels. There’s no reason to wear these monstrosities when they hurt you so much. You could even wear flats!”
Deuce opens and closes her mouth a few times before growing pink, her lips forming a thin line. She didn’t think about it that way, did she?
She regularly wears these little chick hair clips to pull her bangs away from her eyes when she studies. Deuce will forever have the nasty habit of running her hands through her hair and messing up the placement anyway, so you’re not surprised when you find a forgotten pin on your floor or nightstand. Her phone grip is a light blue egg, its shell speckled with darker blue spots. You told her it was cute and she bought you one of your own to get with your new phone, along with a chick phone charm.
She also has a soft spot for baby birds, especially the flamingos in Heartslabyul. Deuce will forever coo about how small and fuzzy and cute they are, petting them softly with the most gentle hands you’ve ever seen.
She swears she isn’t good at fashion but she’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen when she steps out of her dorm room, a pair of high waisted black pants and a white lacy top on, the outfit simple but suiting her so well. She rocks back and forth on her heels, the motion awkward in her sneakers (freshly cleaned, you notice with a smile) as she mumbles that it’s her first date, so she tried really hard. You take her hand and pull her closer, swooping her up into your arms as you spin her around. Deuce yelps and clings to your neck, face flushing bright red even when you put her back down. She tries not to notice how lovingly you’re looking at her, or how your expression only gets sappier when she shows you the picnic basket she has in her hands, murmuring something about a homemade lunch she made with Trey to make sure you had the best.
You tell her you’d eat anything she makes you, no matter what.
-> deuce's darlings . . . @vivigoesinsane @deucespadez @identity-theft-101 @dove-da-birb
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THEY'RE SLEEPING SO SWEETLY I'M CRYING😭😭😭💕💕💕💞💞💗💗💗
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i crave more ortho and deuce moments 🤖♠ (◜◡‾)
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Ace fuckin' fell off
Oh look, here he is!!! ↓ ↓ ↓
Y’all I did this one in 20 mins no effort have mercy
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three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style
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it's dangerous to go alone! here, take this with you!
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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i paint. and because someone told me that another student wanted to get his portrait done i approached this man who i have barely exchanged two sentences before and said "i heard you want to get painted. i'll do it for 500"
and it took as two very confusing and exparating minutes of haggling about the price and outlining the logistics of said painting during which i said sentences like "you can be naked if you want but that would be extra" and "what do you mean why would you pay me. i do all the work?" while he got increasingly more flushed until i put my foot down and said "well if you want to be painted baroque style that's gonna cost some money" and he said "oh my god PAINTED. that makes a lot more sense."
turns out he misheard me and thought a stranger. a random person. came up to him in the middle of the lecture hall in front of god and everyone and loudly and confidently said "i heard you want get pegged." and then got mad at his refusal to pay half a grand for it. can you fucking imagine
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Been preaching my truth since I was 15
What the fuck was I on back then what
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Digimon Tamers is my favorite Digimon anime series, bar none. Here's a drawing I did of the main protags
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Lan: You may be wondering, “Lan, how did you get into this situation?”
Lan: Well, guys, Lan doesn’t know either
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Yuichiro: "Everything will be ok"
*Everything proceeds to not be ok*
Especially the printer. It's not ok. It's broken.
Cossak is having a breakdown.
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