shadowheartsgf
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shadowheartsgf · 19 hours ago
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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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Any Babes Online?
Well … You Are Reading This Right? Haha ✌ But For Real We All Gotta Take Care Of Eachother
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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in the world of nonsensical other news that no one offline would care about or appreciate bbno$ commented on a blatant jayvik video.
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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she was real as fuck for this honestly
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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shadowheartsgf · 20 hours ago
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i am so absolutely utterly scared that my insane grandfather in his 80s who runs miles every morning is going to leave me a bird in his will and i am especially scared he is going to leave me a large cockatoo named "captain hook". hook has been trying to make me his child bride since i was like 6 years old and every time i see him again which has only been a couple times with decades in between hook is like "you. it's always been you. ever since you were born i've known we were meant to be" captain hook you are a bird and i am a LESBIAN and i don't WANT an eternal sentinel captain HOOK!!!!!!!
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shadowheartsgf · 22 hours ago
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animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..
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shadowheartsgf · 22 hours ago
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i am the sweetest girl to ever exist but unfortunately i’m also evil
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shadowheartsgf · 22 hours ago
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shadowheartsgf · 1 day ago
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shadowheartsgf · 1 day ago
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deletes don’t count. this is how long you’ve known about/been part of this website. if you left and came back say when you made your first blog even if you no longer have access to it (but also tell me how long you were gone for because i’m nosy like that)
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shadowheartsgf · 1 day ago
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my new year's resolution is to start being evil btw
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