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Id have to say my favorite character had to be Jumin! Despite not being able to explore V's or Ray's route yet I still can't get over some of Jumins dialogue. It always leaves my heart pounding and my attitude giddy~ I think Jumins character arch had to be the best as well for the characters I've experienced so far ♥

[MM] Three Events to Celebrate Mystic Messenger’s 3rd Year Anniversary

Hello, this is Cheritz. 

Happy Birthday to↗ you! Happy Birthday to↗ you! Happy Bir↗thday, dear Mysssss-me! Ha↗ppy Birthday to you!（〃＾∇＾）ﾉ♪

Today!!

On the 9th of July, 2019!

We celebrate Mystic Messenger’s 3rd birthday!!

Mystic Messenger couldn’t have made it to its 3rd year anniversary if it weren’t for all the love and support you have given us! So, we decided to come up with a way in which we could express our gratitude for your love, by preparing 2 very special events! 

[Event #1] Let us Hear You Boast About Your Favorite Character! 

Hey, ◈◈! Thank you for your existence in this world!

Do you perhaps have ♥that one character♥ you found yourself liking the most while playing Mystic Messenger? What sort of qualities and perks does that character have that you would like to boast about?

Please tell us what you consider to be your favourite character’s most lovable traits by sharing it on Twitter or Tumblr using the hashtag #MM_myfav! 

*You can boast about multiple characters at once in any way you like, such as words, doodles, official game CGs, etc. 

Event Period: July 9th - July 21st, 2019 Event Prize: 10 people will receive 3 Mystic Messenger L-Shape Folders - Birthday ver. (Random) Winner Announcement: July 26th, 2019

[Event #2] Play Mystic Messenger!

You won’t let the RFA members down by forgetting to access the game on the day of Mystic Messenger’s 3rd year anniversary, will you? >ㅁ<

Please access the game during the event period to meet and talk to the Mystic Messenger characters, receive free hourglasses, and check out the new title image!!

Event Period: July 19th - July 22nd, 2019 Event Prize: 30 hourglasses

*The gift is provided only once during the event period. *You can receive the gift by heading to the Mode Select page.

We hope that maaaaaany of you will take part in these events! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

We truly appreciate you for being with us for the last 3 years, and we hope to come back with happier news for you!!

Thank you!

Best, 

Cheritz

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dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

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Sans : WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER ? Reader : what does that even mean ??

reader:

this boy srs?

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YOU TAKE EVERYTHING THAT SEEMS LIKE FUN

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This is so accurate when you start to think about it all.

“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

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Hand holding is lewd you perv so take this heart... not like it means anything though-

My PicCrew-Sona: Forever-In-Front-of-the-PC-Chan. Hey there (waves).

https://picrew.me/image_maker/18386/

Get your own here and put it in the chain!!!

And now, prepare to be tagged (kachow!):

@cocofinny @skesgo @maximum-overboner @avril-circus @gingerhaze @whenas-in-silks

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The only question I have is... Can you show me your world tol bois? Being 5'2 is hard as well yaknow TwT

Tall People Troubles

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Two kinds of people, and I'm both of them

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Worth it-

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As illegal as every comic cliffhanger, just a tease to make you wheeze

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This is adorable

Tag Game

go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people 

@the-erikalypse @ethan-loves-you @sugarnitwitch @fanbun (Only if u want too ) 

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he didn’t say it was a very good plan

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Just found out your canon papy height... How would anyone even do the nasty with 7ft of bones? I'm sorry for being one of the sinners but I mean aaaa ;U; that would be like a Saint Bernard trying with a Chihuahua when your 5'2 like me

*WHEEZES*

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Bonus:

“Mahal Kita~”

Filipino is probably the cheesiest language in my opinion XD

So yes, this is very self indulgent cuz, listen, I’d be a total mush if my S/O, especially if they’re foreign, would try to speak our language, it’s just, too cute xhxbdh

Also good morning~ I hope that you all have a good day today!

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from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)

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So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

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@soaporsalad I drew you a pair of handsome shirtless sunshine bois <3

Sunshine bois