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i don't care now what it's worth, but if you lift this burden off my back, i'll follow you to the bloody end
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i think this is one of the most terrifying notifications i have ever received
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the funniest sports bit right now is the Chicago White Sox on twitter after they lose again
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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"
so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished
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I shared half of a fortune cookie with Daikon (she crunched it and let the pieces fall on the floor, as always)
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my favorite grandpaism of all time is when he said "every time i learn a new person's name i forget the name of a fish." that shit has stuck with me for years. what did he mean by that
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good morning how do i kill the yearning before it kills me
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sorry to be a pissant but the level of celebrity worship we're at right now is truly beyond the pale like why is there a little golden book about travis kelce man. every time I go to a book store there are 5000000 books of the most nonsense fluff about this woman and other ultra famous celebrities trying to ride that religious worship to easy money. like this pisses me off so much for no reason it's just so vapid and ridiculous. imagine if someone made a little golden book about justin timberlake when I was seven
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