shadow-but-bright

[shadow-but-bright]

Alright, I’ll be sure to remember that!!

It’s very interesting, really.

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

Okay!!

I think this one is pretty obvious, but I’m a being of pure light magic!! Well, not pure maybe, but very close! I can do all sorts of things with the light, too!! I can walk on it, dissolve things into it, dissolve myself into it, make things out of it, probably more honestly. Also shapeshifting, which used to be something else, but now I don’t know much about my shapeshifting abilities since I haven’t tried them for a really long time… And things have changed since then!!

Also, I’m a summon, so the only way anyone could actually truly kill me is if they manage to unsummon me!! Which is easier than I would like it to be…. But I don’t think about that too much!!

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

If you say so.

…By the way, how much do you even know about… Well, me, I guess?? I can do a lot of things that I haven’t done in a while, and it might be best if you knew some of those things if we’re going to be stuck like this for a while..

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

It might be a while!

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

I can do that!!

[Theres a bright flash of light, but within the second there’s a small pill in the center of Brightdows hand. He takes it without anything else.]

We could technically cut the pill in half, but that would be a little difficult, so you’re probably right on that one.

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

Alright!! How many should we take, then?? Four..? Three….

I can’t remember! I do have some on me though. I may have stolen them from the bathroom cabinet.

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

You could try it, I suppose…

Are you sure you don’t need pain medication?? This would be a fatal wound on anyone else, even with the bandages. It’s probably not the best thing to start your ‘getting used to pain’ journey on.

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

Ah— Well— We can try taking more pain medication?? The pain typically lasts for a day or so, but it dissipates over time.

I… Don’t want you to hurt too..

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

It’s not?? Isn’t high pain tolerance a good thing??

I don’t get it. Why is this a big deal?

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

Well, yeah. It’s not really that big of a deal for me, since I can just replenish magic faster than it’s lost. Thanks for asking!!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

No, I think I’m going to stare at a wall and have a conversation with the voices in my head instead. Thank you for the offer and the bandages though!!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh, good!! I’m glad you’re alright!!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

Oh yeah, you weren’t here for the dungeon….

To put it simply, there’s been far worse than getting impaled in the stomach by a blade!! This doesn’t really compare!

*stabs*

MWAHAHAHAHA

Uh….. You are aware that I do not have vital organs, and have been through much worse than a simple stab wound, right?? I don’t know, if you actually wanted to affect me in any way, maybe you should start expanding your weaponry decisions. I’ve found that massive axes are relatively effective.

Still hurts though….

[shadow-but-bright]

Are you alright?? You’re far more mortal than I am, I know things like this can cause death for Hylians!!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

….I really do not see the point in this. I heal in a matter of a few hours!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

I mean… If you say so.

Also if that’s red, it won’t work.

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….

[shadow-but-bright]

W-What??? I don’t understand the problem here. Try getting sliced in the side with an axe taller than yourself and this really won’t feel like a big deal!!

Has there been someone going around just…. Stabbing everyone lately, or am I the only one with a free knife and somewhat ruined clothes??

I mean, it doesn’t mean much if I’m the one being stabbed, but I don’t want anyone else to be hurt….