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When I was seven I spilled glitter all over my bedroom floor. It was a glorious, sparkling chaos, and even as I got yelled at, I thought how beautiful it was, golden glimmers winking at me in the sun.

Despite multiple attempts to clean it up, every now and then I’d still catch a glint, now and again, in between the cracks in the floorboard, the bottom of a drawer or caught in the tread of my slippers. I am three decades older and have moved house six times since then, and the other day I opened a box containing bits and pieces from my childhood (old toys, diaries) and a small shower of glitter fell once more to the floor.

All these years later, and my beautiful mistake is still ingrained into my universe, impossible to extricate or forget.

Remember me, the glitter says, bright and bold and irrepressible. Remember how happy I made you for one brief moment before you spent your life trying to get rid of me.

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lol

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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hahahahaha omfg

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it was also supposed to be temporary 

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>Tall enough to stand inside >sedan height front hood for pedestrian safety >looks like a ducky :3

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT , BUT THIS IS WHAT THE IDEAL MAIL BODY LOOKS LIKE

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We've lost a lot to the onslaught of enshittification but I can think of none more brazen than Discord getting rid of the send button

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Statement: “This device has a long lasting battery”

Focus word: Energy

I’m bored, and thesigilwitch​ mentioned wanting a sigil to boost battery life. The bottom portion is made to look like a power button. The top shows a no/low energy symbol being turned into a full energy symbol. Apply to a phone case or device. Works best directly over the battery or above the charge port.

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Let’s goooooooo

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crazy how they gave man tits this clinical sounding name even though most men have it. like, i have gynecomastia, this fucked up disease where i have some amount of breast tissue and thus a slightly higher risk of breast cancer, on account of the fact there's breast tissue there. this is because i'm fat and have fatty tissue where my tits are.

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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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Uncharismatic Fact of the Day

Male turkeys are called “gobblers,”, and females are called “hens”. This is because only males produce the distinct “gobble-gobble” sound that turkeys are known for; this call is used to announce themselves during the mating season and compete with other males.

(Image: A gaggle of male wild turkeys (Meleagris gallopavo) by October Greenfield)

This Thanksgiving, please consider donating to the Mashpee Wampanoag Tribe, one of only three surviving tribes of the original sixty-nine in the Wampanoag Nation.

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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

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>Tall enough to stand inside >sedan height front hood for pedestrian safety >looks like a ducky :3

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT , BUT THIS IS WHAT THE IDEAL MAIL BODY LOOKS LIKE

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hahahahaha omfg