sgt-twitchy
sgt-twitchy
Jasper "Twitchy" Lark
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sgt-twitchy · 6 days ago
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he nodded, sinking into the cushions.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 8 days ago
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he dumped about three pills into his mouth, swallowing them with a wince and handing he bottle back with a quick ‘thank you’ sign.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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Jasper groaned as he laid on the couch, putting an arm over his eyes.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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he nodded, following her to her office. ‘Pain meds?’ he signed.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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“sorry…” he whispered, his voice horse.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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I go mine because of my tics lol
(not because I got really high once and it looked like I had a seizure)
Just saw this shorts about military callsign.
(i got this post from google so idk the post link sorry)
So.. im gonna come up with some HC about Taskforce 141 callsign
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Soap
He got his name because of his accuracy in room clearance and urban warfare.
Or at least that's what he told people when they asked.
When actually- he got that nickname because that one time in communal shower, he purposefully dropped his soap to make the 'oh no i dropped my soap' joke- only to accidentally slip on it and fall so hard that he bleed everywhere.
You know that scar on his chin?
Yeah, it's from that.
Gaz
It's just short for Garrick- he said.
But also
Big fart.
Yeah, that's it.
One time during an important briefing in a hideout (a quite small place with low air flow) he let out the most disgusting wet fart. And everyone had to just endure it, coz the area outside was monitored by enemies.
Idk, the mre he ate spoiled or smtn
Ghost
Now, his name sounded badass, and from his appearance alone, it makes sense.
It is due to his exceptional covert prowess. The name encapsulates his stealthy demeanor and enigmatic presence.
Sounds cool, right?
Well.. it's not wrong-, he got it because he had a habit of using the toilet in the dark, and didn't even bother to lock it. (I actually do this)
Some recruit walked in, only to see his massive silhouette, sitting on the toilet, staring back at him as a small splash of water was heard when his massive shit got out.
poor fella scream bloody murder as they ran, thinking that he's some kind of ghost that haunted the base toilet. (And yes, similiar thing happened to me once, its a long story)
Price
...
Well- that's just his name so-
Ironically however..
He had a habit of not taking the price tag off of anything, and would shamelessly walk around in his shiny new boots with the tag dangling.
I may return it and ask for a refund someday, who knows - he shrugged. That boots is 3 years old now, the ink on the price tag is fading
Should i do one with Kortac
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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his head twitched to the side twice, and he winced. He followed you, moving slightly slower.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 9 days ago
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PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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PLEASE GAZ I HAVE CATS AND A SNAKE
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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thanks man (man? person?)
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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communism
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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can we share? 🥺
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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he’s hot??
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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”Thanks.” He muttered.
hey I wanna annoy someone
*pokes cheek*
-@sgt-twitchy
*Snorts* I deal wit' Soap on a daily basis, yer gonna 'ave ta do more than tha' ta annoy me, Twitchy.
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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:((
meanie :(
From: @ask-theblizzard
You from merica?
unfortunately, yes
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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Jasper pauses, gently rubbing his head. ‘Inside’ he signed. He slowly stands up, blinking hard.
I’m booooooreddddd
*groaning, dramatically flopping on the floor in front of you*
-sgt-twitchy
*Jeanz looks down at Twitchy, raising an amused eyebrow.* Aye? Ye want ta do somethin'? I 'ave some cards, or I could lend ye my skateboard.
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sgt-twitchy · 10 days ago
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YAYYYYYYY
hiiiii
I wanna annoy you but I’m also off my meds
you wanna do some bullshit?
-@sgt-twitchy
aye, mate
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