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Having a very stupid cat means that sometimes you find yourself saying things like, "No, we can't move that rug, that's the only place Napoleon can comprehend the concept of breakfast."

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Normalize this response

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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Deleting my Ao3 Fics (sussexbound)

Hey all, if you have ever read my Sherlock, Good Omens or Word of Honor fanfic on Ao3 (written under the pseud sussexbound), please be aware that I will be deleting it all from Ao3 Dec 31st, 2024. So, do with that info what you will between now and then.

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YALL THE ONION BOUGHT INFO WARS IN THE BANKRUPTCY AUCTION

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Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

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What It Was Like to be a Knight During Medieval Times

Good research for writing :)

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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.

Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of Clickhole, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.

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“Mild indifference, I’d say,” says Cumberbatch of Sherlock’s reaction to the new arrival. “He’s not quite in love with babies as I am, let’s put it that way”  [x]

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Loo is a precious soul and i love her very very much 😍 @onyellowpaper

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Okay but who is this diva being so fierce it is cuntastrophic to the slaymosphere

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In The Ether

the 60th johnlock fic (gift for @edwardallenpoe) by LipstickDaddy on AO3

Summary:

I’m loosely holding you, excited to know what dream it is. The thousands of moons, the river above the sky, I made it all. Relax, I’ll take you to the moon. I take you to the moon, tell me your secret. Talk to me, baby. —Moon, Jonghyun Or, John is visited by Sherlock’s ghost. They don’t talk much.

Rating: E

please reblog my work so that it reaches more people and I might meet someone who will want to commission me, so I can help support myself! thank you!

read it here.

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i used to have a running gag on twitter where i would tweet "i'm going to draw a horse" and then proceeded to draw a horse. here is a compilation

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sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry

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But look how you care about John Watson. Your damsel in distress

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