sgam76
I've Still Got It (but no one wants to see it)
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I'm sgam76 on AO3--tend to write book-length Sherlock stuff, with occasional vampires. Sorta old. Female. Snark is my native tongue.
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sgam76 · 25 seconds ago
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Plop
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sgam76 · 2 minutes ago
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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit
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sgam76 · 2 minutes ago
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Bear in mind there’s more nuance involved with these but I’m limited on what I can include.
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sgam76 · 4 minutes ago
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sgam76 · 6 minutes ago
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just quickly happy Christmas everyone! 
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sgam76 · 10 minutes ago
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Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room
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sgam76 · 10 minutes ago
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Li'l Mystrade Have a Guest
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Greg enters Mycroft's office. Mycroft is checking the headlines on his phone, keeping up with goings on even though it's the holidays.
"Hey, love, nothing drastic on?"
"Mmmmmm," Mycroft hums in reply, confirming things are relatively quiet.
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Greg pecks Mycroft on the cheek. He can't resist showing his affection.
"Where's your tree? You haven't decorated this year?"
"The candles are out, my dear. But no, I was distracted with the move."
"Move? You're giving up this office?"
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Greg hops up on the couch. He's noticed something.
"Hey, where are all the good books? I see your shrine to Watson's affection for your brother..."
"Good books? And must you climb the furniture?"
"You know, the fun ones. Robin Hood. Dracula. Alice in Wonderland. You used to have a whole shelf of them."
"Ah, well..."
"Never mind, love. I actually brought someone by to meet you. Wanted to make sure you were ready for company."
Greg goes to the door and ushers in his guest.
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"Mycroft Holmes, Hercule Poirot. Monsieur Poirot, Mycroft Holmes, minor official in the British Government... and my partner."
"Bonjour, Monsieur Poirot."
"Greetings, Mr. Holmes."
"Monsieur Poirot was visiting on an exchange scheme. We got to chatting, and I thought you might like to meet another detective. One with much better manners than your brother."
"Ah, I thought I recognized the name," says Poirot.
"Yes, for my sins. Please, sit down, we were about to have tea."
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The three men enjoy snacks and chat together.
Happy Holidays! In a low-key, relaxing manner.
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sgam76 · 12 minutes ago
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Lestrade is my kind of Santa.
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sgam76 · 12 minutes ago
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sgam76 · 13 minutes ago
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no but in s3 when everything is settled and they're in their south downs cottage I NEED these two to talk about their history.
Mainly, when they fell for each other.
bc zira would EAT THAT SHIT UP, he'd so happily recount the time in 1941 when crowley saved him from the nazis, he'd recount every fucking detail and "perhaps that is not when I fell for you, but it's certainly when I realized it, and that it was a facet of myself that would never quite leave me."
Meanwhile Crowley is sinking in his seat bc damn, why did zira start this conversation, they're here now aren't they, isn't that all that matters, why is he staring at him so expectantly, so crowley just:
crowley, mumbling: um. i think. eden. for me.
zira:
crowley: anyways, tea?
zira: what do you MEAN by EDEN?
crowley: uh, underpopulated, nice fruit, the occasional snake-
zira: NOT WHAT I MEANT, GET BACK HERE, I MEAN IT-
basically they're both very romantic in their own ways.
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sgam76 · 14 minutes ago
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Fluffy bunny living his best life
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sgam76 · 14 minutes ago
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Destiny—Ricardo Mango
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sgam76 · 15 minutes ago
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Polychromatic Wrapping - December 25
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The Perfect Gift
Summary: When Sherlock learns that John has received so few presents in his life, he decides to go all in. John is rendered speechless when he realises what Sherlock's gift contains.
Happy Christmas!
@fluff-cember @totallysilvergirl @keirgreeneyes @calaisreno @helloliriels
@meetinginsamarra @safedistancefrombeingsmart @gregorovitch-adler @topsyturvy-turtely @jolieblack
@221beloved @ninasnakie @shy-bi-letsfuckingdie @7-percent @lhrinchelsea
@peanitbear @bs2sjh @brandiwein1982 @meandhisjohn @a-victorian-girl
@missdeliadilisblog @salmonsown @oetkb12 @jawnscoffee @gay-ass-bitch
@acumberlockedgirl @willamholmeswatson @whatnext2020 @mydogwatson @redmondcollege
@thegildedbee @ilovegayangels @elizabethhood @xmengal03 @riversong912
@givemesherbet-blog-blog @couldbecannibal @2old2b-fangirl @dw91165 @jonkwatson
@binx72 @macgyvershe @raina-at @dragoonthegreatest
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sgam76 · 23 minutes ago
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sgam76 · 23 minutes ago
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Merry Meowpheus Christmas everyone!!!! 🎄
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sgam76 · 24 minutes ago
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sgam76 · 25 minutes ago
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Trying to cause an asthma attack at my family's gift exchange. The gobbler. I made 3 of these bitches.
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