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So. Zombies rot, right? At least traditionally dead ones do. So really, you have a couple of years before a zombie apocalypse would blow over mostly on its own, especially if you managed to quarantine the area.

So what if you wrote a TV show around the premise of a band of survivors in one of these quarantine zone with the clock ticking down to Dead Day and the tragedy and horror comes from the fact you and the characters know that it’s a temporary problem and all they have to do is last, but so many other illnesses and accidents would happen and what’s happening with the government on the other end?

Just a thought.

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Trigger warning: mention of suicide, character death

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There was a zombie apocalypse yesterday. The next day, a couple friends went to a diner, and one said, “Either I just have a cold or I was bit,” and another replied, “Nah, it was cured yesterday.”

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Could you walk on those? Genuine question. I mean, the rails have to be really strong, right? Wirh holdijg trains and all? But without all the support underneath it, I am not sure.

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magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

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Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me

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im usually #4 

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🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀

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mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

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Here’s the final product, enjoy

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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i feel like ppl who are against kids transitioning don’t understand the degree to which pediatrics are fine with medical intervention for kids. like really? this is where you draw the line?

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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

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So January was 17 weeks long. And February is 3 and a half horrifying days. Do I have that right?

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago