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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"

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honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

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Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

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There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night

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Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife

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me omw to the bathroom to have diarrhea

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"x has been done before" no experience is unique. all art is born out of connection. rejoice in being part of something bigger than yourself

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funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces

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she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

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“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning

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