sexhaver42069
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27/ U.S.//DO NOT explain to me anything, I want to stay bimbo
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sexhaver42069 · 5 days ago
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There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night
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sexhaver42069 · 6 days ago
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sexhaver42069 · 10 days ago
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sexhaver42069 · 10 days ago
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Me in loud hill looking for my alive wife
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sexhaver42069 · 10 days ago
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me omw to the bathroom to have diarrhea
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sexhaver42069 · 12 days ago
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"x has been done before" no experience is unique. all art is born out of connection. rejoice in being part of something bigger than yourself
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sexhaver42069 · 12 days ago
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funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces
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sexhaver42069 · 12 days ago
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she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE
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sexhaver42069 · 13 days ago
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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sexhaver42069 · 14 days ago
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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!
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sexhaver42069 · 15 days ago
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“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning
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sexhaver42069 · 21 days ago
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sexhaver42069 · 24 days ago
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BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014
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sexhaver42069 · 25 days ago
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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sexhaver42069 · 2 months ago
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the email can’t reach us here
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sexhaver42069 · 2 months ago
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sexhaver42069 · 2 months ago
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