sexhaver42069
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27/ U.S.//DO NOT explain to me anything, I want to stay bimbo
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There’s a level of confessional that only occurs when someone is driving you home late at night
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"x has been done before" no experience is unique. all art is born out of connection. rejoice in being part of something bigger than yourself
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funniest joke about chess is cheating using overhead mirror to see your opponents pieces
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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably
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DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!
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“i didn’t know you were uncomfortable” dude my ears were pinned and the whites of my eyes were showing. bro did you not see me excessively licking my lips and yawning
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BOJACK HORSEMAN | Original release: August 22, 2014
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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