sewagefruit
sewagefruit
32 year old who has been here too long
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Gallbladder being a badass & overachieving
unlike my brain
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finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
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The Oregon Daily Journal, Portland, September 18, 1916
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you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason
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me at the job i begged god for
#LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW#tbh i am so lucky that i get to work from my laptop and get paid for it#and make my own hours etc etc#but wtf#im just trying to follow rules man#BUT I MAKE MY OWN RULES#EXCEPT FOR SOME THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED#ITS CONFUSING#you have to have a brain that doesnt give a fuck#but i give all the fucks
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When ur an independent contractor and your job requires you to make your own hours but the hours revolve around set class times and I'm really bad at math and don't know what's happening
Ima just wing it and pray to the eeeeep gods
#fuck off tumblr#i dont need tags#im stressed#bc my brain barely works#and now it has to comprehend what 50 minutes means in terms of a paycheck#NEWSFLASH I DONT KNOW AND ILL NEVER KNOW#my brain doesnt work this way no matter how hard i try#And 20?!?!?!#thats even harder#what is happening#someone help#why am i alone in this#i hope i dont get in trouble#if i do its their fault they suck#i am perfect and do no wrong
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