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The truth of it 🤣

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🧿 to keep you safe from people who want to do you harm.<3 🧿

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no wait i actually wish fanfic sex was real sometimes. i too wanna put a 12 incher in my pussy without hurting. i too wanna make his tip kiss my cervix without wanting to die. i too want it in my ass without the need of any prep. i too wanna cum fifteen times without passing out. i too want a dick bulge in my tummy. i too wanna gobble his big cock past my throat without gagging. i too wanna go for six hours nonstop. i...

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making my first proper post my lethal face card to remind you that i’m not only funny but pretty too 😮‍💨

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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Two is better than one | an onynnie love story!

౨ৎ˚₊ tags : black chubby reader. ( bimbo themes ). two boys, one girl. bi!onynnie. plug!onynnie? threesomes, cream pies, oral, vagina sex, bxb, anal play. degradation, teasing, lots of pet names! lots of cum! ony and connie ARE GAYYYY!!!

- one ! | hot.

- two ! | two men who just wanted to please you, (and each other).

- three ! | “y-yall gone play like this?”

- four ! | onyankopon was a watcher

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Coco Austin 2000s Looks

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reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

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ུᩧ JJK TWITTER LINKS P3 !

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TOJI FUSHIGURO. ꒱‎

plap plap plap. ⋆ reversed cowgirl. ⋆ penetration + fingering. ⋆ demolishing your pussy. ⋆ exhibitionism. ⋆ pounding you from the back. ⋆ breath play. ⋆ you’re so easy to break. ⋆ riding him.

CHOSO KAMO. ꒱‎

jerking him off while making out. ⋆ choso being affectionate. ⋆ working your hand on him. ⋆ polite roughhousing. ⋆ worshiping you. ⋆ gameplay. ⋆ overstimulation. ⋆ 69ing. ⋆ bdsm.

NANAMI KENTO. ꒱‎

idk but the watch is soooo giving nanami. ⋆ thrusting inside his cute girl. ⋆ sitting on his lap. ⋆ wearing tiny skirts to get him to fuck you. ⋆ touching you. ⋆ what a pretty sight. ⋆ riding him.

GOJO SATORU. ꒱‎

his way of taking care of you. ⋆ backshots. ⋆ rubbing your clit. ⋆ mutual masturbation. ⋆ gojo coded. ⋆ folded missionary. ⋆ grinding yourself on him. ⋆ semi-public. ⋆ spooning you.

GETO SUGURU. ꒱‎

ghostface leaving you brainfucked. ⋆ cnc w ghostface. ⋆ helping you shove a dildo up your hole. ⋆ fingering you while pampering you with kisses. ⋆ fucking you too good. ⋆ bath sex.

SUKUNA RYOMEN. ꒱‎

nasty backshots. ⋆ he only feeds his cock to bimbos. ⋆ taped up cunt. ⋆ bdsm. ⋆ hes so mean when fucking you. ⋆ headlock. ⋆ at his service. ⋆ manhandling. ⋆ pounding you from below.

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Toji hasn't been able to kiss you in ages, and it's not far fetched to say he's starting to go insane.

"So," you began, taking a seat on the armrest of the sofa where your boyfriend sat, "how's your day going—so far? How are you feeling?"

"Homicidal."

You laugh, and ask if there's a reason for that, but you already know why.

"Your son—"

"Our son, Toji."

"Doesn't feel like he's my kid when he's bein' the worst fucking cockblocker of the century." Toji snapped his head to the side to meet your eyes, and his scowl deepened ever so slightly at the sight of you—the can of soda in his hand got crushed within seconds.

"C'mon, honey, he's just a baby. And you know how babies are."

"Yeah, I do. Whiny little assholes that can't be alone for a second before they start cryin' for their mothers. I know you pushed him out of your vagina . . . or something, but he needs to know I had to push him out of my balls before any of that was even possible."

"Toji!" you scream-laugh, before clasping a hand over your mouth, wary of the fact that a baby was sleeping just down the hall.

"Okay, okay, that was a joke. But still," Toji murmured, "I can't really say I haven't missed you these past few days, because I have."

"Awh, Toji, baby," you began, rubbing his shoulder, "I've missed you, too! We should totally call Shiu—let him know his babysitting services are needed." You squealed, "You are such a cutie, Toji. You missed me?!"

"Uh huh, I've missed you," mumbled Toji, before he began to quietly add, under his breath: "and so have my balls, which have been real freakin' heavy recently."

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a/n: for the girlies with crusty tiny dogs! fem reader, dog is referred to as “she” 🩷

toji swears up and down he hates that little mutt of yours, all tiny and dumb-looking with those beady eyes that stare into his soul. every time he looks at it, he makes a dissatisfied snarl, mutters something about how stupid he thinks the dog is.

that is, until you’re invited on a girl’s trip for a week. toji has to care for that little beast while you’re away, and he couldn’t be anymore unhappy with it. and he’s rolling his eyes as you explain everything to him.

“food three times a day and if she’s hungry, you feed her again. also she loves to go on walks, she’ll let you know by whining at the door—or if she comes up to you and starts pawing at you. she also does that when she’s hungry, too.”

toji just listens and nods, keeping his hands held out for all the products you keep handing him—the grooming brush, the hair bows, the bedazzled leash, the treats, and the little dog carrier you can strap to yourself to carry it like a baby. ridiculous.

that same night, toji watches something on the television, totally engrossed in the old western tv shows that old men watch. but your puppy comes up to his feet, little eyes bore into him and it whines.

“what?” toji snaps, eyes flickering to the mutt who oh so rudely interrupted his show. but the dog only cocks it’s head to the side. “jeez,” he mumbles, leaning down to pick the animal up in his hands. the dog is surprisingly tiny in his palms, and soft. he will never admit his heart melted when it curled up next to him to drift off to sleep.

the next morning, as toji’s making breakfast for himself, he hears the faint steps of your puppy coming to greet him. his immediate reaction is to roll his eyes and glare, and he does, but that doesn’t stop him from giving some of his breakfast to the dog.

yes, he looks absolutely ridiculous walking the all too tiny animal down the street—a big, handsome, scary man with a teeny tiny little dog next to him is comedic to say the least.

toji even finds himself bathing your little pup one day, bent over the tub on his knees as he washes it’s fur with whatever vanilla scented soap you gave him. he grumbles and swears he hates it.

and when you come back, swinging open the door and saying, “where are my babies?!” you catch toji red-handed, preparing dinner for you and himself and your dog, with the animal in question strapped to his chest with a bow on it’s head.

he swears he didn’t enjoy the past week, he swears!!!

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thinking about older!boyfriend toji who obviously has no idea about recent social media jokes and just thinks you’re an absolute horndog. he comes out of his shower with a towel wrapped around his waist and then you poke his bicep and say ‘raw next question’ while walking away. what? he really thought you were so silly but he loved it. other times when he texts you a selfie of himself while out and you automatically reply ‘ugh my pants were JUST on,’ that one made him laugh. he sometimes finds it hard to keep up with you.

‘sorry toji i’m brainrot’

‘your brain is what???’

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It’s like a full-blown addiction, but instead of drugs or booze, it’s this fictional guy who’s got her wrapped around his finger. She knows it’s fucked up—knows she’s out here daydreaming about someone who’s not even real—but who cares? This guy? He’s everything. He’s charming in the worst ways, flawed in every possible sense, but there’s just something about him that has her hooked. He doesn’t even know she exists, but she’s ready to fight anyone who says a word against him. Seriously, she’ll defend his honor like it’s a fucking life-or-death mission.

He’s a goddamn trainwreck, but he’s her trainwreck. She’ll put up with all his baggage, his emotional scars, his dark sides, because somehow, that brokenness makes him feel more real to her than any real guy could. He’s messed up, but she’ll fix him in her head every single time. Maybe it’s that thrill of knowing he’s dangerous and untouchable that makes him even more irresistible. He might break her heart in a hundred ways, but it’s the kind of heartbreak that makes her feel alive, even if it hurts like hell.

And it’s never gonna happen, right? She knows that. He’s not gonna waltz into her life and sweep her off her feet. But it doesn’t matter. Because she gets to have him on her terms—no messy reality, no awkward first dates, no risking her heart for real. He’s always there when she needs him, in that perfect little bubble of fantasy she’s built for herself. And maybe she’s a little crazy for it, but at least with him, she’s never disappointed. Every time she replays his scenes, reads the fanfics, imagines their future together—it's like a high she can never quite shake. She knows it's all just a mindfuck, but she’s never felt more alive.

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Control

warnings : black chubby reader. plug!ony and sukuna. both men are also BISEXUAL! no established relationship. bxb kissing, vaginal sex, oral (m). overstim, smoking blunts, car sex, breeding kink that’s not really mentioned. unprotected sex! cumming on face, cream pie, squirting. i’m done i think!

a fun night out had now led you to sitting in the backseat, while the two men sat in front of you ignoring your existence. you had pissed them off ten fold, and now could only watch as they passed a blunt back and fourth to one another. “so explain this shit to me again ma’ma.” ony’s icey voice broke through the air making your legs push together. “w-well you guys weren’t answeri,-“ you bit your lip when sukuna chuckled at your lame excuse. stepping out of the car and swiftly moving to the back with you.

ony ignored you both smoking his blunt, and nodding his head to the beat of the music. he looked through the rearview to see your dress bunched up, and you arched against his expensive seats which caused him to smirk shaking his head. “lying ass” sukuna mumbled, slapping his cock on your sticky fat lips groaning at your warmth. “just tell us the truth beautiful, you wanted some fuckin attention- ssss.” he hissed slamming deep into you, your wetness dripping down your thighs and your hand sliding down the window while you moaned.

“o-ohmygodd” your vision was blurred with starts, sukuna pounding your cunt fast. “who’s are you?” throughout your time with both ony and sukuna you all never had a label. but you knew deep down you were theirs, and maybe you did know they would see you on your date tonight. you were so immersed with moaning, telling sukuna not to stop, the feeling of his thick cock fucking your walls silly; untill you felt the cool breeze of the door being opened in front of you. “hold her slut ass up suk.” sukuna’s large hand wrapped around your throat bringing you back to his chest. you cried at how much deeper he went into you, a small imprint in your tummy that ony lightly tapped getting settled in his seat.

it seemed like you blinked and onyankopon’s cock was springing to life over his design jeans making your mouth water. sukuna grunted in your ear murmuring how you knew what do you, and you did. with shaky hand your gripped ony, spitting on his tip and watching it fall down all his veins and curve. his cock jerking in your much smaller hand, right before you engulfed him chocking when he hit the back of your throat. the pain of the gag but the nasty sounds coming from you three had your toes curling in your six inch heels. ony hands gripping your braids and controlling how your deep throated him. spit and cum all over your face. your pussy clenched against sukuna, cream decorating his cock as if you were making your claim.

above you, sukuna watched onyankopop with low eyes. he bit his lips spreading your ass cheeks, his body slapping against your skin while both men made eyes contact. ony began to buck into you, holding your head down and leaned over to connect his lips to sukuna. a quick peck turned into both men tonguing one another down; and all you were left with was hearing their lips lock. your shut your eyes dazing our by how good every felt, sukuna bite onyankpopons bottom lip moving back when you pushed at his stomach. the feeling of you having to pee feeling so strong. shaking his head he sukuna held your arm. “you can take it baby”

ony let your head go making your raise up, “p-pleaseeeee!” you cried in embarrassment as you fell into ony’s lap your arch gone and finally letting go, squirting everywhere that left them both in awe. sukuna’s pumps grew sloppy quick making your body shake, and ony jerked his cock while hold your head up making a mess on your face as his ropes shot out. you tried catching what you could but you knew ony liked it messy. sukuna filled your cunt full. staying in you to make sure you lose nothing.