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These stupid commercials make me laugh so hard every time it cuts to him crying
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i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not
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corporate ppl are always like “i hate email comms they cause so many delays” but those people are fools. i crave communication delays. i hit send on an email and then immediately shoot a prayer up to the heavens that the response may take 2-3 days. let’s slow everything down just a bit thank you.
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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane
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no. no. what the fuck? my writing's not allowed to make me feel things. i MADE you. you fool, i MADE YOU
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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is
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Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
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There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa
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It is extremely sad that there are people out there who are using an AI girlfriend tool who also crushes their dreams and aspirations.
#yelling#screaming and laughing and yelling#gooooddddddddddd#god it just feels so bad#dhdhsunsshsksn
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eyewitness sketch of that time i explained homestuck troll romance/biology/reproduction to some of my friends
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this is the little mouse pillow i sleep on at night. keeps me warm
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I got reminded of blacksad and I hate how beautifully drawn it is but all the women...look like that........
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