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Showcase Your Achievements with Our New Hand-Crafted Oak Challenge Coin Holder

As someone passionate about woodworking, I’m thrilled to introduce my latest creation: a hand-crafted oak challenge coin holder! Whether you’re a collector, a veteran, or someone who appreciates the artistry behind challenge coins, this display stand was made with you in mind. Shop Now on Etsy! A New Product Built with Care This challenge coin holder is a labor of love and a brand-new addition…

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Big News for One Grumpy Sailor: A Spotlight on "Eye on the Arts"

I’m thrilled to announce an exciting moment for One Grumpy Sailor, a passion-driven small business that’s been carving its unique niche in the world of woodworking, steampunk lamps, and laser-engraved wonders. On April 3, 2024, our very own one-man operation will be featured on the PBS show, “Eye on the Arts”, a platform known for shining a light on the vibrant and diverse talents within the art…

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Gram Cracker Creations

Sports-Themed SVG Files: Ideal for crafting enthusiasts, these digital files allow you to create personalized sports gear. Inspirational Quote T-Shirts: Wearable art featuring uplifting messages. Holiday-Themed Decor: Seasonal items to add festive charm to your home. Maternity T-Shirts: Celebrate the joy of motherhood with these custom-designed tees. Custom Graphic Designs: Tailored to your…

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Stay Warm my Friends

I hope this message finds each of you thriving and embracing the new year with positivity and creativity. Today, I come bearing a mix of news for our beloved community of craft enthusiasts and supporters. First, let’s address the more challenging news: we’re entering a season without our much-anticipated craft shows. Yes, it’s confirmed that there will be no craft shows until late March or April…

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"Craft and Conquer Welcomes 'One Grumpy Sailor': Your Ultimate Christmas Shopping Destination"

Are you ready to set sail on a journey of creativity and craftsmanship this holiday season? Craft and Conquer is back with its 2023 Craft Show in Schererville, Indiana, and it promises to be an event you won’t want to miss. One of the standout artisans joining this year’s show is ‘One Grumpy Sailor,’ a talented woodworker whose handcrafted creations are the perfect addition to your Christmas…

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The Ultimate Home Bar Upgrade: Discover the Charm of Our Handcrafted Oak Beer Flight Tasting Set

Welcome, beer aficionados and home bar enthusiasts! We’re excited to introduce the newest addition to our lineup of home bar accessories that promises to transform your beer tasting sessions into an artisanal experience. Say cheers to the Handcrafted Oak Beer Flight Tasting Set with Four 5 oz Glasses – your new partner in exploring the rich landscapes of lagers, ales, and stouts, all from the…

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New Arrival on Etsy: The Artisanal Red Oak Mug with a Modern Twist

There’s always something alluring about items handcrafted with love and attention to detail. Today, we’re thrilled to introduce a remarkable addition to the Etsy marketplace, courtesy of the talented folks at One Grumpy Sailor. Meet the Handcrafted Solid Red Oak Mug with Leather Grip – A Unique Octagonal Design that promises to add a touch of rustic elegance to your daily routines. More Than…

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One Grumpy Sailor Anchors on LinkTree: Wood, Steel, and Lasers at Your Fingertips

In the vast sea of the internet, where individual waves of creativity ebb and flow, navigating through the numerous platforms can sometimes feel overwhelming. But every once in a while, a beacon emerges to simplify the chaos. For “One Grumpy Sailor”, a master of wood, steel, and laser fabrication, that beacon is LinkTree. Who is One Grumpy Sailor? Before we set sail into the depths of LinkTree,…

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One Grumpy Sailor Sails Into The Christmas Craft Bonanza Craft Market

If you’re the kind who gets excited about handcrafted woodwork, steampunk lamps, and intricate laser engravings, then mark your calendar for a very special day this festive season! The Christmas Craft Bonanza Craft Market is beckoning enthusiasts and holiday shoppers, and among its array of talented vendors is the captivating artisan: One Grumpy Sailor. Setting Sail at St. Hedwig’s Memorial…

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One Grumpy Sailor Returns to Hocus Pocus Market

One Grumpy Sailor Returns Ahoy, magical mates! As the ethereal mist rolls over the Lake County Fairgrounds in Crown Point, Indiana, the Hocus Pocus Market prepares for a night of enchantment, whimsy, and… one grumpy sailor? That’s right! For the second time, One Grumpy Sailor will be anchoring down amidst the magical hustle and bustle, bringing its own unique charm to the bewitching atmosphere.…

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One Grumpy Sailor Sets Sail to the Southern Indiana Renaissance Faire! 🏰✨

October 16, 2023 Ahoy, lovers of all things medieval and meticulously crafted! As the autumn leaves take on shades of gold and crimson, the air is filled with the enchantment of the Renaissance era, and guess what? One Grumpy Sailor is joining the revelry! For those of you familiar with the stunning artistry of One Grumpy Sailor, you’ll be elated to know that this coming weekend, on October…

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One Grumpy Sailor Sails into eBay Waters: A New Voyage Begins for Woodworking Enthusiasts!

Ahoy, dear readers! We have some exhilarating news to share that will certainly float your boat. One Grumpy Sailor, the renowned woodworker who has charmed us for years with his unique and intricate craftsmanship, has set sail into the vast ocean of eBay. That’s right – now you can snag some of his coveted creations without ever leaving your home! For now, the eBay store is starting small,…

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One Grumpy Sailor Lights Up Spookfest with Steampunk Creations!

October is upon us, and the air is alive with the unmistakable chill of autumn. For those who enjoy the thrills and chills of Halloween, there’s no better place to be than at the Spookfest craft show! This year, a stand that’s sure to capture the imagination of all attendees belongs to One Grumpy Sailor, a talented woodworker, steampunk lamp builder, and laser engraver. Ready to discover some…

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Horror Movie Lovers, Take A Sip of Spine-Tingling Nostalgia!

Hello, horror enthusiasts and movie buffs alike! One Grumpy Sailor has just the thing to whet your appetite for the uncanny and the eerie – and we’re not talking about your usual movie memorabilia. Introducing the Horror Movie-Themed Hip Flask – a piece that is sure to invoke those chilling vibes from classic horror films. Made with the utmost precision and love for detail, this 8oz stainless…

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The Show that Wasn't

Most areas have a review page where vendors can post their experiences regarding shows they setup at. This is the review I completed for a show that I was supposed to appear at but thought better of. Event:  Stuckey Farm Cider Week Date of Event: 9/30 & 10/1 Juried: by 12 apathetic men Location:  Sheridan, Indiana WIFI Signal:. Can’t say, I didn’t actually go. Communication:  10 in some…

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One Grumpy Sailor Anchors at Annual Fall Harvest Craft Festival in Griffith, Indiana

Set against the backdrop of days getting noticeably shorter and a vibrant community atmosphere, the town of Griffith, Indiana, hosted the highly anticipated Annual Fall Harvest Craft Festival. The event, organized by the Boy Scout Troop 264, saw a plethora of local artisans and craft enthusiasts gather to celebrate creativity, craftsmanship, and community spirit. Among the diverse array of…

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Anchoring Artistry: One Grumpy Sailor to Showcase Craftsmanship at Griffith's Annual Fall Harvest Craft Festival

September 23rd and 24th, a tapestry of autumn colors, engaging sounds, and the rich scent of seasonal treats will envelop 698 N Broad St., Griffith, Indiana. It’s time for the much-anticipated Griffith Annual Fall Harvest Craft Festival! The event promises a showcase of diverse talents, and standing out among the artisanal flotilla is One Grumpy Sailor, a company renowned for its handcrafted…