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You know how people game online together they use discord or equivalent to talk and all play the same game. They message hay putting together a team you in? ...........
Yeah me either 😔
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This all of this! 😷 https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=d45IuSPup78
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3 young teens on scooters pissed off because the public toilet block is being fixed kick a side door as they scoot away
Me: "oh soooooo tuff"
One of them: "yeah tuffer then you"
Me: "iv pushed a child out my vagina what have you done?"
The other 2 of them: *hysterical laughter*
One of them: "oh yeah well"*stammers
Me terns corner to see at least 3 mums looking towards toilet block clearly shocked and judgy
Today's sass level 10/10
So yeah going to the park was fun.
(A baby is still a child right?)
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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
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WHY IS THIS PIGEON PRETENDING TO BE A CHICKEN?
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Apple Incident — PART 1
DISCLAIMER: This comic doesn’t reflect former or current DreamTale canon in any way. It’s simply my personal take on the story.
Dreamtale belongs to Joku.
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My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
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A PSA 💖💜💙
(Last image via @fuckyeahbiguys)
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It's time to begin - now count it in
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My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine, better get in line
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Foot kickin', finger clickin', leather slapping, hand clappin'
Hip bumpin', music thumpin', knee hitchin', heel and toe
Floor scuffin', leg shufflin', big grinnin', body spinnin'
Rompin' stompin', pumpin' jumpin', slidin' glidin', here we go
My boot scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy
My obsession from a Western, my dance floor date
My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe
Wanna make you mine, better get in line
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Tush pushin', thunder footin', cowgirl twistin', no resistin'
Drums bangin', steel twangin', two steppin', end to end
Hardwood crawlin', some four wallin', rug cuttin', cowboy struttin'
Burnin' yearnin', windin' grindin', let's begin the dance again
You're mine, all mine now, bubba
Gonna rope you in, so count me in
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#steps#5678#western#music#theres a frucken dance#how fricken old am i anyway#how old is this?#earworm
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This art is perfect
I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”
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Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.
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The images beg the questions: why does little girls’ clothing “need” to be tighter, shorter and more constricting than boys’? Is it easier to move in such clothes? Play in them? Run in them? What is it grooming girls to wear later? How is it grooming them to perceive themselves? - Peggy Orenstein
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Teaching my 6(7on Friday) and 4(5next month) year Olds some great life lessons (games paused for food)
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I am not in the right place to have ALL my activities cancelled and be told to socially distance myself.
#brain doesn't shut up#covid19#early quarantine for me#life cancelled#anxiety intensifies#not scared of the virus scared of my headspace
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