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i have no nervous system, i AM the nervous system

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Aunt May : has a dating life

Peter :

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Professor: what inspired you to write this essay

Me: the due date bby

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Literally anybody: *breaths*

Me: stop flexin on tONY STARK YOU SNOBS

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also my patronus is kermit the frog now

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Iron Man 2 missing scene

Famous heart surgeon’s office. X-rays of Tony’s torso are laid out on the desk. Tony toys with his Rolex watch, doesn’t look up once.

HEART SURGEON (poking at the files)

It’s as I said, Mr. Stark: it’s impossible to remove the reactor without damaging your heart beyond repair, the shrapnel is lodged way too close to the left coronal artery. You’d die on the operating table. It’s a damn miracle you survived that first operation, that doctor of yours must have been a true wizard.

TONY STARK

He had very steady hands.

HEART SURGEON

Of course, if you could replace the Palladium with something that doesn’t combust, it’d put an end to your problem. But I’m no engineer.

TONY STARK (resetting the watch)

How long is left?

HEART SURGEON

Three months. Four months, tops. Palladium poisoning is very deadly. There’s some medication I can prescribe you to alleviate the pain if you want.

TONY STARK (with a little hand wave)

Sure, sure. Gimme all the good stuff.

SURGEON (embarassed, but expectant)

Also, it’s a bit…weird to ask, but…would you mind donating your body to our institute after you’re, ehm, gone? Body modifications as heavy as yours are so rare, and it would be such a valuable input to…

TONY STARK (shoots him a long look and nods after a beat, then wanders off, drumming on his arc reactor)

SURGEON (calling after him)

Best of luck Mr. Stark!

Watch ticks and ticks.

Ticking of the watch blends over into heavy metal music. In the limo. Tony lies on the backseat, washes down meds with alcohol, stares at the glass of scotch resting on his belly.

TONY STARK (casually)

Hey, Happy? Which of my car d’you like best?

HAPPY HOGAN (over his shoulder)

That’s a hard one, boss! Eh, well, the R8 is a thing of beauty, but I think I’d pick the Saleen. The noises that car makes! But in silver, orange isn’t really my thing. Why’d you ask, boss?

TONY STARK (removes his watch and puts it in his pocket)

Just curious! Let‘s get us to the airport as fast as we can, ok?

to some random point later in the movie: Saleen S7 in the background, now painted a gleaming silver

Photos: https://radiopaedia.org/cases/chest-x-ray-of-tony-stark-iron-man

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ongoing poem rp:

chichen nuggest return no more

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Sad boiii

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This is my dog…

I’ve had her since she was a puppy. With her sweet little eyes and constant devotion she’s been a huge part of my family for 10 years!! Grown up right alongside my siblings, has been to every camping trip, she means the world to us.

But then the issues came, a large tumor had grown on her hip. It had gotten so bad my baby girl could hardly walk, let alone play fetch without whinning in pain. With her age we considered the impossible choice of letting it go, but she fought so hard to play every day. She may be old, but her spirit is as stubborn as the day she first came into our lives. So we forked up all the money we could and got her surgery… all the expenses we had.

I thought we had ended my girl’s misery.

But they had messed up and my dog is paying the price. From FORGETTING to give her antibiotics, leaving an empty hole with no drainage, she has had to have two visits in this short week to try and stop an infection that is eating her flesh. Yes HER FLESH.

Now she needs a follow up surgery that’ll cost more money than we can afford. Treatments, to fix THEIR mistakes. And I am furious, upset, and praying she can heal soon despite all that has been thrown her way.

Please help signal boost this and donate anything you can, even a single penny to our cause! My girl deserves to finish the rest of her life pain free, with us, the family that has loved her since the beginning. And I am determined to make that happen!

Every reblog counts and every little dollar does too.

Paypal info! Marshall.lee.the.troll@gmail.com

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Can relate

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I'm all chemical and no romance

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I'm all panic and no disco

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I didn’t sign up for this.

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Me and my best friend getting caught up in stupid unnecessary shit.

chonker

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harry potter fans in 2011: omg!! pottermore!! i'm so excited!!

harry potter fans in 2018: please, joanne, i beg you, potter less

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Amy and chidi would geek over books and Jake and Elenour would be shaking their head from a distance.